Men need to understand that when riding the train it is 1000x gayer to sit shoulder to shoulder with me on a 2-seat to avoid the gayness of sitting with an empty seat between them and another amabby Man ™️ on a 3-seat
Bucky Barnes being a congressman is so funny because if he was real he would absolutely be the most popular politician in the country. chuds would like that he’s a WWII vet that basically proves qanon is real. dems would like that he’s a 100 year old with brain damage
The news from the Vatican doesn’t do much for me. If I cared about 133 closeted f*ggots sending up a cloud of white smoke I’d stand outside an MJ Lenderman show.
Everyone's substack is like “My good friend Craig Magazine joined me at Retro Clam Bar, which was the perfect darkened boîte to discuss the tariffs (obviously). I ordered the wrought iron candlesticks (my boyfriend hates them), Chelsea boots, and a newspaper. Go after 9pm