Sventlin

The Architect.

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Alright Olympics. For one game only lets lift the automatic ejection for fighting in hockey. Just one. ONE! Please!!

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@tinymacdude Shortest stream ever incoming

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They playing eye of the tiger in the shitter at work. Time to lock tf in

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Bro clipping from twitch is so nice. I can clip and then post that shit to TT and shorts and call it a day. Like it removes a huge hassle from my mind. Maybe I start posting more, but only if funny stuff happens. Not gonna spam boring ass ARMA gameplay

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I wanted to tweet something along the lines of “nothing like firing live rounds at 8:30 in the morning” but can’t because it sounds like I’m jerking off whereas I’m really firing turds out of my ass at Mach 10

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@CocaCola dude check this out

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I never hit the start streaming button

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@estabr0kmc @KimchiNugget Bro is not this shredded

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I know Rockstar is gonna make us throw some ass once the woman gets out of jail #shittingthoughtswithsven

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@tinymacdude Please keep that mug to yourself

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This is how I imagine @tinymacdude in a business meeting

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I know the first floor south side third stall hates to see me coming after lunch

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seems like being ranked inbound is eerily similar to being afk

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Was taking a shit at work yesterday (currently shitting at work now) and I had a lot of gas so I was letting it out in bursts. I relax a little too much and let a lot of gas out and I shot a turd out of my ass. Tbh I might’ve put a hole in the toilet if my colon had rifling

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@tinymacdude Terrible day for rain

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I’m going to assume ESPN isn’t using AI or anything and that we can chalk this one up to human error, but pls fix @ESPNFantasy

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my twitch streamer wrapped is so funny each year because i only stream one day a week for 2 to 3 hours. 8 hours watched over 119 hours streamed btw i'm the goat

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@tinymacdude I hope he will be my mentor some day. I really want to get just as good as him. It’s almost like a martial art when he’s booting it through the uprights. I can see it now. I’ll call him Master Bates

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@tinymacdude What the…

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@tinymacdude Actual facial expression of a sociopathic murderer