Jill Schroeder

Passionate. Tenacious. Creative. Controlling. But I have a soft spot for Sushi.

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

Why are you talking to yourself? Because I need a second opinion and preferably from someone who agrees with me.

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

First time attendee to Rotary's NAYEN conference for Youth Exchange. So proud to be a part of this! @Rotary

[Amanda Hocking 👋🏻 @amanda_hocking]

If my last words aren't "Avenge me!" shouted really aggressively, then I didn't live my life right.

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

Every time my aunt changes lanes and passes someone on the highway, I think life is about to end.

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

In Iowa. This clearly is the place to eat sweet corn.

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

"Welcome to Iowa: fields of opportunities"

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

@_AmusedGiraffe was it set to LOW CUT mode?!

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

"Why did I just eat that?" (Said by everyone who stopped at Auntie Annie's Pretzels at any airport)

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

Chipotle needs to serve breakfast. #awesomeidea #morecheeseplease

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

Reward yourself? I think the ad agency for McDonald's has lost touch with reality.

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

I feel like a character in that Tornado movie where the storms are just going and going and going.... #Ohio #feelslikekansas

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

Does it always rain in Detroit? Do they even have any storm water management?

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

Planning my first summer road trip. #stuckinabar

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

Sitting in a bar in Detroit while waiting for the severe rainstorm to pass and *liking* all of my daughters' tweets from months ago.

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

@1013KDWB Steve-o is absolutely hilarious! I love Revenge!

[Raja Ramachandran @rajaramc]

Bollywood dance off is at full steam here @MidtownGlobal msp. Wife is rocking it.

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

I'm stressed and I need to find a happy place by getting lost in my music playlists.

[Jill Schroeder @SwaggSchroeder]

Little league games are fun but then they are also sometimes not as fun. It's more not fun today.