Kayla

[Kayla @SwaggerHounddd]

“I know it’s not the same thing, but…”
Some mf about to describe how having a dog is the same as raising an actual child

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

as a millennial woman i'm basically three seconds away from posting lyrics to 'doll parts' by hole at any given time

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

our paul who blart in heaven

[Daniel Spielberger @quepaso_daniel]

i feel FOMO but the logistics of going to Coachella would probably age me 20 years so it’s fine

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

You either die a hero (blacked out on st. Patrick’s day) or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (sober and in bed by 10pm)

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

your child is not being taught "trans ideology" in public school. they are watching remember the titans in math class.

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

IS HE K*LLING HIMSELF??? HELLOO???

[erin chack @ErinChack]

when you all talk about having rizz, this is what i picture

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

men take psychedelics to realize things i realized when i was 18 driving with the windows down at night and listening to get free by lana

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

For more than 30 years, plastic Garfield phones have been washing up on French beaches. The mystery is now solved: a shipping container from a ship that sank in the 80s was found in a hidden cave.

[Kayla @SwaggerHounddd]

@Felines4lyfe This is awesome!

[Kayla @SwaggerHounddd]

@n1ckcage It’s too early tbh. at this point just wait for your thirties

[steph @steph_mcca]

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

we are the daughters of the hoes 3oh!3 told you not to trust

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Dubstep you ungrateful piece of shit

[Kayla @SwaggerHounddd]

@BigNASCARguy1 u need to win this #Sweepstakes

[the shriek shop @theshriekshop]

New resin earrings available now🖤

[the shriek shop @theshriekshop]

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