Hayley Wagner

Working mom. Great Dane owner. Wife Goals. Elon University alumnus. Veterans issues. In no particular order.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

@aspiringpeasant I made the prediction that Trump was going to be our Ahmadinejad and received a lot of indignation. Yet here we are.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

Y’all my daughter wants these tickets so bad.

@WillieNelson

[jeremy wagner @jeremyraywagner]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/0LVAAoxiPq

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

@punished_cait @ThomasNewman I just knew, after reading this, it was going to be Far Cry 6.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

@88IsabelleR @KSVesq I was thinking those boots were a fever dream. Thank you for confirming that they were real.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

My mom and my dog (11 year old Great Dane) have a love-hate relationship. He knows he annoys her with his antics 😑

Earlier this week I told her he wasn’t feeling well and I was worried

Tell me why this woman texts to check on him more than her granddaughter 😂

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

@jeremyraywagner Love you babe! You are the best parts of my world. Here’s to decades more of you making me roll my eyes 😘

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

@POKE_M0M Just wait until she’s older. And says things like “I’m hydrating. Can’t be dehydrated.”

@jeremyraywagner

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

@heyjomachin I’d be curious where people think Juliet Marillier’s book fall in this conversation.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

@BeauTFC Like the Trung Sisters and their many female generals, or Boudicca, or the many female Gladiators, or the many female warlord of the steppes, or maybe a more recent example, like the Night Witches, or the countless British female spies of the early 20th century, or, or, or...

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

I’ll have my husband, daughter, and dogs. So maybe not fully alone, but I’m ready to stop caring for others and be cared for.

To be, as my best friend likes to call me, a tumbleweed.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

It’s been a rough few months for me. Mainly the loss of my baby brother.

But my little family is about to set out on a new adventure in a week. And I can already tell, I think it’s going to be just what I need.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

Saturday we’ll load up our daughter & dogs and head out for a new place until November.

I’ve survived the last few months taking care of everyone else. And I needed to. But it’s time to heal alone.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

Today I noticed a few mealybugs on our mint and green pepper plant.

My daughter, a self proclaimed future farmer, proceeded to fret incessantly as we checked our banana tree and other plants for signs of an infestation.

She’s now prepared for war against them.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

My 4 yo has recently learned the term yeet and won’t stop saying it 😣 help

[nixonron @nixonron]

Couldn’t be more proud of my courageous colleagues and their dedication to informing the world about what happened in Mariupol despite the dangers to themselves. https://t.co/TRwzQC9dS2

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

This move has the dual effect of immediately arming Ukraine with the specific jets it knows how to fly, while also upgrading the Air Forces of NATO nations in Eastern Europe.

[Terrell Jermaine Starr @terrelljstarr]

The family I’m helping to leave for Lithuania via Lviv and I may need to stay overnight in Lviv Monday. Can anyone help us secure accommodations for a group of six? I also need a doctor for Andriy at a private clinic in Lviv.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

There are two groups of kids playing with remote control cars in our parking lot. They’re basically circling each other, seeing who will be the first to challenge the other to a race.

[Hayley Wagner @SwagnerMrs]

It’s a wine and cheese type afternoon. And by cheese, I mean Annie’s Cheddar Bunnies