𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞

Dave • Asake • Davido

Living life | Programmer | DM for PR & ads 📩

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

Hackers when they realise you used the same password for Everything.

[👽 @only1edringo]

going from "I don't think it can work" to "just joking", then billing me for a new phone in 2days time after series of 2-3hrs call😹

+234 girls no know say na we coach pep guardiola😹, we sabi all these tactics.

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

@Akiata85m @callmeharbidez You will bro.

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

@Ayomide9006 I know it will click very soon.

[Youngayo @Ayomide9006]

smile nigga, it’s just a matter of time

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

@Chi_vany06 @fargo_goodlife @officialEFCC Wetin dey go on

[wiseboy🧘🏾‍♂️ @callmeharbidez]

With time, a nigga gon be living his dream

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

@fargo_goodlife You go nearly craze.

[Fargo.💳 @fargo_goodlife]

POV; you mistakenly sent your pic to your cl and tap delete from me instead of delete from everyone.

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

@Raphmond_ Don't do that.

[َ @Raphmond_]

No sacrifice the investor just to protect the investment.

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

@FamousssUF In no time.

[Unfamousss 🇮🇹❤️‍🔥 @FamousssUF]

I was previously ashamed of wearing our department wear to school before, but I can't do without wearing it now...😌

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

@PeaceChinaza15 My weakness is your strength.

[Pwetty_Naza 🌸 @PeaceChinaza15]

It’s so easy to defeat a man, a hit on his balls and the rest will be history.
That’s their weak point . Lol

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

@Tonyshark1234 You gats act right.

[Tony Shark @Tonyshark1234]

I no even dey act like person wey get 2 GLE
Sorry na LEG I no spell well 😭

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

@Lightsince07 I go still date gamer girls .

[L💡GHT @Lightsince07]

One of the relationship mistakes you can make as a guy is to date a gamer girl, bro that girl is gonna play your heart away in the middle of the night, screaming heal me to other guys in the game, foolish you thinking she’s having fun, whereas she’s actually having undisclosed fun 🍆 💦behind close doors

[prz @przunrlsd]

Please excuse me for being anti social

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @Swagrael]

@blisscrtv People move on quickly.