my dad used to get so mad every time my mom would come home w a new coffee mug (she likes to collect them) and her new bf literally built her a wall to display her collection. this is why we don’t settle for loser boys, ladies!!!!!
If abortions are going to be illegal, can we at least make vaccinating children mandatory so there aren’t a bunch of disease infested children running around infecting everyone?
My dad would drive 4 hours one way on the weekends just to see my mom when they were dating in college.
Distance doesn’t matter when you truly want something.
I hate birds. Birds are bullshit. What do birds do for society? Nothing. Just scream and steal my garbage. And they're gifted with the power of flight? bullshit. I motion for a vote to abolish birds.