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be nice

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@BennySeattle @MattsRealTweet @KD_Derp @lapinthrope @Hugoreloaded Idk, this entire conversation is pretty lengthy and tedious. Why not make it productive and informed as well?

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Underrated joke 😡

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To be fair to all these priests, Jesus did tell them to “make the little children suffer.”

Matthew 19:14

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To be fair to all these priests, Jesus did tell them to “make the little children suffer.”

Matthew 19:14

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Don’t listen to these boys, the only pussy he’s ever fucked up was his mom’s

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Just knocked a girl out for sitting in her car looking at memes while I needed a parking spot.

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Cicadas turn leaves into music.

Heavy Petal.

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Trevor Noah's regular stand-up needs to overpower hisDaily Show. It's killing him.

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@BenShapiro's Formula:
Be insufferably Jewish
Get bullied in grade school
Listen exclusively to classical music
And when you can't fit your head any further up your own butt:
- tell bullies how right they were to kick your ass
- pray they're feeling nostalgic

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My dog has this recurring nightmare where he drowns in peanut butter, can someone with a dangly earring tell me what this means?

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Don't buy a Squatty Potty, sob uncontrollably into your knees every time you take a shit.

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Yo so my cum smells like swimming pools is that normal?

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just went full-on adult and hung up one of the shirts layin around

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@WesleyKushner Hyperbole is lie.

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@michael_quam Fuck you! If you’d wait I be trying to see avengers

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Shoulder abductions

[Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm]

I wish this was fake, and I was fake

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“Would you like a slice of poop in your water?”

- Waitress Dog

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@JoniWitchell It’s like it was made for you wtf