Sam

aspiring horse girl

[Sam @Swalte]

@BengalsHead @maxkly_14 Finally found Joe Burrow’s burner

[Sam @Swalte]

@maxkly_14 That’s not what I meant and you know it

[Sam @Swalte]

@tulapls Is this about me?

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Merriam Webster's word of the year is "gaslighting"

[Sam @Swalte]

Did a cigarette write this?

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Marijuana may do more harm to smokers than cigarettes, according to a small study based on chest scans of patients in Canada https://t.co/GRJTD9xt8W

[Sam @Swalte]

We have to stop enabling Darren Rovell.

[Sam @Swalte]

@madschroer I’m trying to be strong. Send thoughts and prayers. ❤️

[Sam @Swalte]

What’s this “we” shit? You gotta mouse in your pocket?

[a lost cause @kly_47]

Geno Smith lookin prime like we all thought

[Sam @Swalte]

@maxkly_14 It’s ok, I don’t carry the Jonah curse.

[Sam @Swalte]

FSU back?

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Look I’m the kinda guy who’s not afraid to have a beer on a Thursday night

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

Seb, it’s been an honour to call you a competitor and an ever greater honour to call you my friend. Leaving this sport better than you found it is always the goal. I have no doubt that whatever comes next for you will be exciting, meaningful, and rewarding. Love you, man.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conference Realignment Continues As Florida State Joins Ivy League https://t.co/UoZL9pO4zu

[Sam @Swalte]

@Andreaa__p You can be our guest therapist

[Sam @Swalte]

In lieu of going to therapy, I am happy to announce that I will be starting a podcast instead.

[Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool]

Guys in Tallahassee be like “I know a spot” and then take you here

[Sam @Swalte]

@qk_docx Obviously!

[Sam @Swalte]

@optimus_picks Wouldn’t feel right saying without out third hosts approval

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

americans when the dollar and euro hit parity