Swami YoMahmi

Swami YoMahmi is the Original Sideshow Geek, performing unnatural acts of comedy and putting himself at risk for your entertainment.

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@Lin_Manuel Well, yeah. It's completely inconsistent with the world of Mary Poppins, and entirely out of place in 1930s England

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Theater/Artsy folks, please help me out here.

Which of these suits works better for a vaudeville-y type stage... https://t.co/MH2IJXcCC4

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Here's a follow-up article to my post from last week
https://t.co/IRBm72r1EW

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So happy to see some of my favorite people getting much-deserved attention.... https://t.co/5DQXRYiGwp

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Any burlesque performing under the name, "Polly Amorous"?

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If only people got as much self-satisfaction from forgiving others as they do from blaming them.

Do better.

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If you're going to jump on every opportunity to trumpet your morally superiority, you damned well better be 100%... https://t.co/m9zcl0ZKvU

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And that's another season at the Maryland Renaissance Festival wrapped.

27 years, and it's still a fun,... https://t.co/i5rla7mVT3

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Today’s audience could not have been better if ‘d baked them from scratch. So much fun!

#MDRF

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You think Star Trek has started pushing a liberal agenda?

What a Herbert.

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To quote Inigo Montoya: "I am going back to the beginning." 😉

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"I'm really tired of hearing how bad things are in Houston; y'know, all cities matter."

Sounds pretty stupid, doesn't it?

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Going into Home Depot & testing which plunger sticks to your head best isn't weird until you stop caring that people are watching

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I decided this morning that the Swami YoMahmi show needs a theme song, so I wrote one.

Cuz, apparently that's something I do now

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Apropos some recent posts

https://t.co/2cxpoNlWqw

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I think I just figured out my version of the sword ladder.

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As always, a real pleasure to work for/with Michelle Carnes on the Weirdo Show. Always professional, prepared, and going the extra mile!

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A bit belated, but I'd like to thank, publicly and alphabetically, Melina Afzal, GiGi Holliday, and Pria Puss for... https://t.co/I0jjOIn4pC

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I actually enjoyed this. https://t.co/Q3UNiAn7ow

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I actually enjoyed this. https://t.co/LvmVPcXFip