Drain the Swamp Toilets

From monuments to john-uments, rating DC bathrooms one day at a time.

DM me tips & submissions! 🚽🙏🏼🇺🇸⭐️🏛️

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

Welcome to Drain the Swamp Toilets, where we rate Capitol Hill Bathrooms!

First up? US Senate Bathtubs.

Historical nonetheless! Rating? 6/10

DM me submissions!

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

HAPPY MONDAY 🚽🔥🤸🏻‍♀️

Let’s go ahead and run Cannon back. Have y’all found this toilet yet? It’s a hidden gem.

Rating? 5.3/10!

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

📺: @HillaryHowardDC x @CorySmithNews x @thehill

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Cannon is superior 👐🏻

But this is my plea to @uscapitol to provide a map of all the bathrooms on Capitol Grounds!

How many do you think there are? 🚽🇺🇸

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

Cannot confirm nor deny that this is in @SpeakerJohnson’s bathroom.

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Couldn’t find the *top secret* 4th floor U.S. Capitol bathroom 👎🏼

Rating? 3.5/10 🚽

[Benjamin S. Weiss @BenjaminSWeiss]

I had a wide-ranging chat with Symphony Rojas, who dished to me about what makes a good bathroom and where some of her faves are in the Capitol complex.

Her white whale commode? @LeaderJohnThune's private restroom.

Full story on @CourthouseNews: https://t.co/la8RiAoUoU

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“It’s like ‘The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.’ What are you walking into when you see a bathroom on the Hill?”

I don’t know! Which bathroom will I walk into tomorrow? 🚽

📰: @BenjaminSWeiss x @CourthouseNews
https://t.co/C1AVnXjpDt

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

@courtneybuble Rayburn bathrooms have the best get-ready-with-me areas that include a humongous mirror!

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Check it out ⬇️🚽

[Benjamin S. Weiss @BenjaminSWeiss]

🚽NEWS YOU CAN USE: I sat down with @SwampToilets, the congressional staffer whose self-described "obsession" with well-appointed bathrooms has led her on a quest to find the best (and worst) lavatories on Capitol Hill.

Read on below ⤵️

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

@stephen_neukam Apologies! 🚽

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Have a top secret bathroom on Capitol grounds? DMs are open!

trusted spots will remain classified for *future trips* 🚽

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

@BenjaminSWeiss *literally* steps away from that vending machine 🚽

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@hicharliecotton Let’s go, I’ll shoot you a DM 🫡

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

Welcome to Drain the Swamp Toilets, where we rate Capitol Hill Bathrooms!

First up? US Senate Bathtubs.

Historical nonetheless! Rating? 6/10

DM me submissions!

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

@hicharliecotton Thank you sir 🫡🚽

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

@hicharliecotton Special guest for the next one? We need a guys POV for once!

[Drain the Swamp Toilets @SwampToilets]

@mastodondragon Regretting that urban dictionary search

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Heading into Cannon House Office Building? Check out these PRIVATE bathrooms ⬇️

Rating? 7.5/10

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@mastodondragon What are blumpkins !!

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Trying to turn “bathrooms” into my version of “fish” for @MaryPeltola

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Who are these people? Bring back real celebrities in the Met bathroom !

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A #MetGala bathroom selfie has dropped.