Swamp Monster

sod off

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

Has anyone noticed that the Colorado River is dying?

Check measurements of Lake Mead.

If that becomes a dead pool next month that means a large portion of the southwest is not going to have access to water anymore.

The warming oceans will create El Nino floods to heal it.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

@MantidsRCute
Hey. I've been angry lately at all the people who claim to be autistic or ADHD.

I think it's a scam. Someone invested a lot of resources into jobs to manipulate a large population into thinking they aren't normal & they need drugs & therapy to help them cope.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

A while ago, I set out to see if I could try to exist for free or at least more sustainably.

The world is a lot cheaper now for me than it was a decade ago.

It's not free but it's not as expensive as it used to be.

Self sustainability makes real sense in a senseless world.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

The canoe I bought is awesome.

It's a 16' aluminum sea nymph built in the 1960s. It's large enough for my family. It's got beautiful rivets on the edges. It's prettier than any metal canoe I've ever seen.

We spent 2 days canoeing on the lake. We can't wait to go out again.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

So like...

Everyone in the world seems really desperate for mo money to pay for their big nuts so they want bigger paychecks & bigger hustles.

But the mo money you make the bigger your nut is.

It's better to build a sustainable nest & let the nuts fill in the empty space.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

My husband and I are buying a 16' aluminum canoe today.

I almost bought a shitty plastic formed kayak but that would not fit my needs. I'm glad I waited for the best boat.

There is nothing as relaxing as floating down a river on a nice day and tomorrow will be a nice day.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

Anyone who own a batch of dirt on this earth should raise birds.

Chickens provide so many layers of contributions to our household.

Eggs, meat, medicine, feathers for jewelry.

They walk around & aerate the earth for us, they fertilize wherever they till & eat all the bugs.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

The last time I got up close & personal with a wildfire was July 2020.
I was camping in my trailer out in the Modoc deserts of N California. We were staying at a fairgrounds by Tule Lake.
A crop dusting plane dumped a ton of gross chemicals on a field next to our site.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

Japan creates bad fathers and broken daughters with unethical laws and prejudices toward women with their bullshit male chauvenism traditions.

May they suffer the consequences harshly.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

Princess Aiko should be the rightful authentic heir to the throne.

It is wrong and unethical of Japan to enshrine new laws saying that only men can be emporer and only men can carry royal blood.

It tells me Japans royalty has lost compassion for their people. They lost power.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

Looking up at clouds on a beautiful warm day without mosquitos seems really nice. I love the sky.

Then I remember that the government made these clouds with a big machine on top of the hill run by the military. My taxes pay to create these clouds from chemicals.

They're fake.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

Sometimes I see people talking about 'Christian values' as a shared community ideal.

As far as I understand, Christian values include: necromancy, rape, genocide, & labeling everything they don't agree with as 'evil' & blaming it on an anthropomorphic personification of evil.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

For the first time in my life, I truly accidentally stepped on a banana peel.

I did not slip and slide out of control across the floor. It simply squished a little.

I'm significantly disappointed.

I'm running out of childhood ideals to hope to experience.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

According to nature, it's okay for nature to grant life & nature to grant death. It's okay for humans to grant life & for humans to grant death.

But it's not okay for humans to steal death or steal birth.

Necromancy is not okay. It's not okay from science or religion.

FTW

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

My daughters hate the taste of normal milk but they like goats milk and local cows milk.

They won't let my husband by anything else anymore.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

It's impossible for me to respect or be kind to people whom I know pay others to clean their home.

I think it's disgusting to have the type of character where you actually pay others to clean up the mess of your own daily existence.

It's fraudulent wasteful dishonest living.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

Ketanji Brown Jackson is giving speeches at the local college rn.

I'm glad I experienced college years ago & none of my peers are college students at this moment in my life.

The liberal agenda seems stupid & selfish.

Allies are wild creatures & intimate family & few friends.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

My banner is my current summer view from my porch swing in my swamp.

I love living in the wild.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

I think Graham was assassinated.

I think Russians & Iranians tried to get Trump a few times & failed. I think they decided to start killing off his friends first.

Graham was in Ukraine setting up sanctions on Russian oil. He probably got shot with a heartattack gun or sumthing.

[Swamp Monster @SwampedMonster]

It's gotten to the point where my husband and I no longer feel safe purchasing meat or dairy from regions we know have data centers.

Data centers release too many poisons into the water. I don't want to eat food that was raised in toxic lands.

I don't trust the food supply.