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[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

If this therapist doesn't respond to my new patient form in a week I'm going to live life as my one-time Smash tournament alter ego

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

@JWick16 Some would say I hit those

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

In a rough emotional state rn. If you need me, I'll be watching the video of my first solo landing and saying "Heh, I hit those" over and over again until I feel better

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

When the 9-top of teenagers tips you 10 cents on $190 so you dance on their dead bodies in Fortnite and tell them they're not gonna have a future due to AI and global warming

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

@MALXOLiD Just book a discovery flight if you can, irl flying is completely different from sim flying and all those hours in MSFS/X-Plane are a nice supplement but won't take you nearly as far as you think they will

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

Did my first solo flight, had a near-miss with another plane, then buttered the landing. Nobody does it like me

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

@bocchifan16 @Hermthagerm Exactly my thoughts and I felt like I was the only one

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

Do you guys think AOC fucks with restaurant servers who blow their entire paycheck on flight school

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

@MariGO2thepolls Private Equity firms buy companies, ruin them for money, and then sell them

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

When the economic crash finally happens what are the guys who won't shut up about it coming soon gonna have left to talk about

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

@Normalssbbbx

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@M1das_OW2 If this were me I would've passed it off as sarcasm

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

@kurothearbiter Holy SHIT

[JASON @JWick16]

@Swampyl It’s a great story. I reccomend you say yes

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

Anyone else wanna hear the story of how I ran into Eric Andre at NYC nightclub Basement? It's been a week and I am NOT ready to shut the fuck up about this

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

dating app bio in your 20s: buy me tacos
in your 30s: deeply fierce, flirtatious, and loyal. looking for someone empathetic, funny and (entire paragraph that says nothing at all)
in your 50s: hello college girls. lets put this viagra to the test

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

@4Dustman @ThourCS2 Heard much about Dota 2 lately?

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

Got expelled from Streamer University because I called in a bomb threat to get out of my Ordering Doordash exam

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

you ever drink wine and think to yourself "god I wish I had a four loko right now"

[josh "the he/him" becker @Swampyl]

Grok make George Costanza look polyamorous