Swan Ronson

It's never too early to learn the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.

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#ShaunKing is an imposter!

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@MetisDad For a country who can’t defend itself, you defended the net pretty well.

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@JoeBiden Y’all are getting all your Tweets in before “Big Guy” is forced out, huh?

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@WalshFreedom Show me on a doll where Trump hurt you.

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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden Are you Indian or Black?

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@ChowRabbit @KeithOlbermann @CNN @VanJones68 11

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@Timcast Nope. Taste the consequences.

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@SpeakerPelosi @katiecouric You really hammered the point home!

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@krunkie247 @jasonwhitlock You were dropped on your head as an infant, weren’t you?

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@stoolpresidente @RealHark12 @JoeBiden POTUS Pudding Pop is still napping.

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@mmpadellan He was too busy showering with his daughter

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@DenisonBarbs @RpsAgainstTrump The number of times he’s stuck it to your mom.

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@ChrisDJackson You forgot a few. The Purveyor of Hairy Leg Rubbing, The Massa of Corn Pop, The Head Sniffer of Children and The Father of Incestuous Showers.

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@chuckaderotoo @katiecouric You misspelled dementia.

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@JoeBiden Maybe you should try and speak in complete sentences rather than Tweeting during the debate 😂

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@CulottaShow @BigOrangeVolz Hester

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@GuntherEagleman Different wings on the same bird.

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@ImMeme0 lol

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@Strandjunker The internet was invented in 1983. Your free speech only applies to oral and written forms of communication. Please send any grievances written in pen and quill and delivered on horseback.

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@RTMannJr @MWollenweber You can literally order a birth certificate online, in Louisiana. I lost mine years ago and had to get a replacement. Sit down.

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@y_pleidiol @MWollenweber Apparently they’re “too dumb” to get one. If so, how do they cash them gub-ment checks?