Da Man of Dan

Let's go on an adventure

[Da Man of Dan @Swan_Danson]

"Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing" @Nick_Offerman

[Tetris @Tetris_Official]

P.S. The Tetris Company was not involved in the creation of ‘Build the Wall’.

P.P.S. We take copyright infringement very seriously.

[WWE @WWE]

WWE is saddened to learn WWE Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan has passed away.

One of pop culture’s most recognizable figures, Hogan helped WWE achieve global recognition in the 1980s.

WWE extends its condolences to Hogan’s family, friends, and fans.

[𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚙𝚊𝚒 🍫⚡️ @senpai_willie]

Catching the eclipse from a plane gotta be one of the coolest things I’ve seen

[Da Man of Dan @Swan_Danson]

😆😆

[Kent C. Dodds 🐨 @kentcdodds]

Put your last name in the GIF search and post the first one that pops up. 🍿

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

[Da Man of Dan @Swan_Danson]

@BronsonK_24 Smack Shack in Minneapolis if you like seafood

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C ?

Because you can’t C in the dark.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi.

[Da Man of Dan @Swan_Danson]

Special shout out to the casual driver in the left lane that took his sweet ass time going around another vehicle this morning on the highway and then proceeded to tailgate/pace me down the highway until my exit. You crack me up, go educate yourself on traffic flow 😆 #youmadbro?

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

two types of pups https://t.co/xplIHZnEOQ

[Da Man of Dan @Swan_Danson]

2/2. There are vaccinations you need to have before even going over seas.

[Da Man of Dan @Swan_Danson]

Let me rephrase this for you @AndrewRoseSC, “I don’t like being told what to do by my government anymore and it’s a big deal.” Don’t join the military unless you like taking orders from the higher ups/government. Your choices are limited in the military and this is one of them.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

The collab you didn't know you needed. Thanks for letting us bag your beer, @Leinenkugels.

Now available at Kwik Trip.

[Da Man of Dan @Swan_Danson]

It’s 8pm and feels like 2am...send help 🙃😅

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[Da Man of Dan @Swan_Danson]

Set my shopping cart aside for all of 20 seconds to grab something quick from an isle at the grocery store and this lady straight up stole my cart...🙃🙃No worries, I’ll just awkwardly stack and carry around the 12 things I need to get

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I dream of a world where truth shapes people's politics, rather politics shaping what people think is true.

[Da Man of Dan @Swan_Danson]

@cowboytroy87

[Da Man of Dan @Swan_Danson]

OMG 😆☠️

[CB @DabAndGo]

Have a kid it will be fun they said😅