Jessica Clark

Mama
Wife
Dog Lover
Bestie
💖

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Calling items of furniture ‘boneless’ gives me such an ick 😶

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Could there be a more fitting score for the USA/BEL match 🤩😂 #FIFAWorldCup

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Imagine being 96 points ahead then benching our best play to let it all slip through our fingers 🥴

[AFL @AFL]

Chol's got four and the Hawks have kicked seven in a row.

#AFLHawksDees

[The Falcon: A Footy Podcast @falconfootypod]

New ep is live! Listen to hear us gloat like winners, say nothing nice about Carlton, question North's future form, giggle at Mrs Merrett and wince at the scrappy skills in the dying minutes of the Easter Monday game.

Find us wherever you get your pods.
https://t.co/I19IW0YzHC

[Melbourne Footy @MelbourneFooty]

Ahead of game 250 for Max Gawn, relive the only Demon to kick a goal after the siren to win a game (whilst securing the minor premiership as well)!

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Not my pregnant ass crying watching replays of Simone Biles and team USA winning #gold at the #OlympicGames. What a fucking power house she is 💪🏻 #Paris2024

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Oop, looks like it’s Carltoff 🫠#AFLLionsBlues

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Another weekend, another round of absolutely shocking umpiring
#AFL #AFLDeesCrows

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Tell me the biggest lie you’ve ever been told..
I’ll start:

#TaylorSwift #Taylorswiftickets #TaylorSwiftErasTour

[Yannick Oda @YannickOda]

At some stage, someone from AFL House needs to held accountable for the standard of umpiring. Four umpire isn’t the answer. #AFLDeesTigers

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Not being funny but the umpiring in this game is absolutely disgusting #AFLDeesTigers

[Clarky @QuantumJC]

We always knew it was going to be a murder #aflcrowsdockers

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Not Alyssa literally describing her own flaws while talking about Duncan to her mum #mafs #mafsaus #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

That’s it Duncan.. Take her out into the middle of the sea, ask some hard questions, drop some truth bombs and maybe just push her overboard too 💁🏻‍♀️ #MAFSAU #mafs #MAFSAustralia #mafsaus

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

“I have a child”
#mafs #mafsaus #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Potentially unpopular opinion but I 1000% agree with Leyton on the partner swap. What an absolutely garbage attempt by the ‘experts’ to cause more drama over nonsense.
#MAFSAU #mafsaus #mafsaustralia #mafs

[Gold Coast Suns @GoldCoastSUNS]

Ryley, you made an everlasting impact on our football club and we will always be grateful for you and your family.

Rest In Peace, our honorary #39.

https://t.co/csJPnR4W18

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

There is a special place in hell for people who buy seated tickets for gigs and proceed to stand up for the whole concert 😤

[Panic! At The Disco @PanicAtTheDisco]

I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥹

[Jessica Clark @SwankyyJess]

Oh John, the biggest mistake you’re making here is assuming that Harrison didn’t fully intend to do this to Jesse and Claire. He couldn’t give less of a shit!
#mafs #mafsau #mafsaus #mafsaustralia