Caroline Swann

Cat lady. My diet is 3/5s Heinz products.

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

@_mels13 Haha I was going to double check but I took a guess!

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

Heading out to my print making class & I'm so excited. I've been singing 'I'm going out tonight but I haven't got a thing to wear' (the view)all afternoon. Don't fear - I've at least put a scarf in my hair so I look arty 😁#firstdayatschool #nightclasses

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

Sometimes I suddenly panic about what might be in my drawers in work. Snacks! Clothes! Used gym kit! Notes I thought I needed but haven't missed in 6 months! I'll def need some PPE to sort thru the mess if I ever get back.

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

@GemmaOTPhD Haha, Lily adapted immediately to early dinners and demands for access outside and back in whenever she desired.

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

Normally the cat prefers sleeping on the bins or a pile of clothes I'm intending to put away. But today she's chosen to hang out with me & make my workspace calmer and purrier #catlady

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

@_mels13 I'm on line of duty too! Just about to start series 4. Surely there are no bent coppas left and no one for Arnott to shag?!

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

Another #Covid19 achievement for me...just finished all of @deathinparadise. Just the 72 episodes. It's been a guilty, guilty pleasure.

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

@_mels13 The bf came back from sainsburys with this exciting photo today #nomnom

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

@_mels13 I'm holding no hope for me having actual skill in skirt making 😂😂

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

Just discovered @oaklandscollege is doing night classes again. Promptly signed up to printmaking & skirt making courses. So excited to have evening plans again & just learning something creative for the hell of it. #alwaysbelearning #butmakeitfun

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

@oliverburkeman @guardianweekend I will miss your column greatly. My team however may not miss my Friday afternoon reminder to read it and me often misquoting it, while making the grave error of trying to give advice. 😁

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

Decided multiple rooms and solid walls was making things far too easy.

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

@_mels13 Aww! Don't know when I'll see him in person again 🙁

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

Was looking a photo and came across this gem. My long-distance flight style. Someday I'll be on a plane again - literally the only place this outfit is vaguely acceptable. #holidays #leavingonajetplane

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

Really excited to see what direction @Tjada takes us in!

[Mercy Corps - Europe @mercycorps_uk]

We’re excited to introduce our new CEO, Tjada D'Oyen McKenna! Coming to us from @CARE, Tjada brings extensive experience driving bold solutions to tough challenges across the international aid sector and across the globe. We can’t wait for her to lead our team.

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

@GemmaOTPhD Congratulations!

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

First takeaway in forever. Too good to pause for photos. @sodopizzalondon #billythekid

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

@UKsoundadvice @watsoncomedian Yes!

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

Of course that's where she's made her new den. #catlady #CatsOfTwitter

[Caroline Swann @Swannythe2nd]

That sinking feeling when you remember you've got to make your bed before you can go to bed.