Ron Swanson

“History began on July Fourth, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.” #JMSelection #swanson4prez

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Leslie thinks she is above the law! #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Why does Knope lie to her fellow citizens!? A vote for Knope is a vote for abandoned babies. #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Leslie Knope gave away her baby for two penguins. *CONFIRMED* #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Leslie Knope had an affair and abandoned her child! SHE IS A LIAR. AMERICA DESERVES BETTER. #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

We are America. We have no need to compare ourselves to other countries. #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Do you really want this person to be your president?!?!

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

If we don't have guns, how will we protect ourselves?! #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Looks like Leslie Knope will destroy Foreign Relations! #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Electing her lover. Hmmm seems biased, Knope. #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Leslie Knope doesn't have the backbone America needs! #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Is Knope too busy to introduce herself to America. Make time for America, Knope! @SayYesToKnope #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Knope will leave us bankrupt! @SayYesToKnope #jmselection16

[Ron Swanson @Swanson4Prezz]

Running for president. Vote for me if you love America. Vote for Knope if you have given up on America. #jmselection16