Eric Swanson

10x 300 Bowler. 4x 800’s. High 857 Series. 16th Illinois Open 2022. 4x Barstool Classic qualifier. AWL. NFC North Champions👑BEARS 31 - Packers 27 WE OWN YOU!🫵

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

I’m about to play the old course tomorrow and I cannot sleep

[Caleb Williams Fan Club @CalebFC18]

Caleb Williams, Caleb Wilson, Matas Buzelis and Cole Bennett are all sitting front row watching the Cubs game watching PCA.

This is so awesome.

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

Pre flight to Scotland 3 drink rule @hannahcmontoya

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

@SharpFootball We all knew this was true but the data proves it. The NFL league office has to have some sort of vendetta against the Bears and always has. They 1000000% instruct their referees to screw us over as much as possible

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

the call it the Bears Tax

and we'll see if it's repealed in a few days

the last 4 years, Bears opponents vs Chicago's DEF had the:

#1 fewest penalties
#1 fewest penalty yards

meanwhile, the Bears offense was awarded the #1 fewest 1st downs via penalty

https://t.co/UIths3qU7s

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

@OhioTate You can’t do the Kent state one. Dying isn’t funny

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

@JeffPassan So the trade deadline doesn’t exist?

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

https://t.co/T86aONMqM0

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Poor white Sox fans. As soon as Lou Bob got out of there he transformed. Reverse Cinderella. Clock struck midnight in Chicago and he went from a pumpkin to a carriage. He’s the dude in Lord of the Rings who broke the spell. LA PANTERA RISES!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Green Bay Packers running back Josh Jacobs, charged with domestic violence, is allegedly on video throwing his girlfriend to the ground. Which sounds bad. But it could be way worse, he could have introduced the president at a public event.

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

@StevenCheah @PFTCommenter Take the rook with your knight

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

Politicians should not be allowed to trade. I had a bunch of liberals get mad at me for saying this because they thought I was only talking about Nancy Pelosi. Trump is also one of the worst when it comes to this insider trading. They’re all corrupt. Stop just taking 1 side

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

We're giving away a Caleb signed @EAMaddenNFL cover poster to celebrate 18 days 'til kickoff 👀

Repost for your chance to win!

[Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT @lone_rides]

"Enes Kanter is a misogynist!"

Why?

"Because he's mocking women!"

How?

"By saying he's a woman!"

Like trans women?

"NO! THAT'S DIFFERENT!"

How?

"Because he's not serious! It's a stunt!"

Why do you think that?

"He's not living like a woman!"

How does a woman live?

"LIKE A WOMAN!"

So a woman can be boiled down to a set of ideals or a lifestyle?

"Yes!"

So there's only one right way to be a woman?

"...uh..."

And if there's no one right way to be a woman, then Enes can be a trans woman. He's just a different kind of trans woman than you've seen before.

"NO! HE'S NOT A WOMAN BECAUSE I SAID HE'S NOT A WOMAN!"

Cool. Then I can say trans women aren't women and it means they're not women.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

@ChicagoBears

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

Got it, so now it’s official that whenever someone declares themselves as trans, it’s only a publicity stunt so trans people shouldn’t be allowed to play in women’s sports. Problem solved!

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

First at FOS: Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White, two former NBA players, are not eligible to play in the WNBA, league sources tell FOS.

Sources call their draft declarations “publicity stunts” and say there are no immediate eligibility matters to address.

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

@OhioTate You’re paying him $220M guaranteed and the other QBs on your roster are equally as bad. You have to start him simply because of that

[DFF @DumbFxckFinder]

Enes Kanter and Royce White star in newest woke WNBA ad 🔥

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

Careful what you wish for, @WNBA

Freedom of speech never looked this good. 💅🏽

Somehow controversial.🤷🏻‍♂️

[Pete @Pete_Martuneac]

All that tough talk from Illinois politicians and JB Pritzker about standing up to the billionaires who own the Bears just for them to turn around and force the taxpayer to massively subsidize a bunch of data centers owned by billionaires 🤡

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

@creamsleeve If you’re at the Joliet train station wedding give me an 👀 and let’s hang