Swanson Quotes

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.

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"Don't trust big banks, or small banks; banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons."

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Ron: Thank you all for being here, let's get started.
Leslie: Wow, great attitude Ron.
Ron: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs

[Parks & Rec Quotes @ParksandRecQ]

"Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie." -Ron

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Leslie: "Ron will show you around."
Ron: "Um, right this way is the exit."

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“I’m on to you friend. Tread lightly.”

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"I have cried twice in my life.Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus.And then again when I heard that Lil Sebastian had passed"

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"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish...and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard."