the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine
Well it looks like heaven (my instagram stories) has gained another angel (failed romantic prospect who will dutifully watch over them for the rest of time)
Miller Lite is debuting a soccer ball beer holder that fits up to 12 beers.
The Miller Time MVP Matchball will go on sale before the World Cup for $19.75.