JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA

EX PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

@luke_carter92 @Ladbrokes Cracking appointment

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

Glen Johnson #mysteryplayer #gmsf

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

@luke_carter92 @footitalia1 Yes, seen the pictures. Making enquiries.

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

@luke_carter92 @AFC_Ryyy Zing

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

Hahahah high level X’ing formerly known as tweeting

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Marseille 24/25

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

Decent

[1. FC Köln Fan @EHDMJU]

Tears.

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

@luke_carter92 @Steve_Laws_ An important part of both our lives

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

@danmale_ @MarskeUnitedFC Cheers

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

A star goth behaviour

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The tiny egg and the life it produced

📹 Adrian Kozakiewicz

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

Hahahah upper echelons

[Fitzy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Fitzy__07]

I still can't believe that this isn't a sketch 😂

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Boy in the bar keeps saying “Senior Hoilett more like” in conversations about a 33 year old Junior Hoilett playing for Aberdeen that he himself keeps starting.. and I’m in total awe. When you have a line that good, why would you not use it.

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

Just when you think you’ve seen the fastest fish another one pops up. Unbelievable. Soundtrack by Katy Perry, not essential but essentially excellent.

[jordan @Jordanbloked]

This fastest fish video has completely broken my brain like I have TEARS running down my face laughing 😭😭😭

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

@jackdumbleton Poor choice of phrase for a legless creature. Happy doing their own thing. Always known hippos to be an underrated threat.

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

Strong display from freshwater snails. 99% sure 29,986 of those dog related deaths can be attributed to XL BULLYS

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Comparison showing the approx number of ☠️ annually to humans!

Some are pretty surprising... 😮

[JEAN PHILLIPE MATETA @SwarleyGraham]

@jackdumbleton Two words for the freshwater snail fans out there: OIL MONEYYYYYY