Carley Dance Pants PhD

Crit Nasty Podcast co-host - find us wherever you get your podcasts! Working in creative development in animation & also on personal development just generally

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

Could I be the green ninja?

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

I wish it rained in California

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

My son Mr. Miso loves to watch the birds.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

It’s stunning. It reminds me all the time that there are so many women whose lives are dampened by Christ and men. What song would they choose for themselves, to sing for a bar of people to hear? It reminds me all the time that it so easily could’ve been me, in another world.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

I am watching a woman discover living her life. She sang karaoke for the first time and came off the stage breathless with joy (she sang “She Will Be Loved”). She meets strangers and talks to them about her interests. She chooses when to go home and she chooses when to go out.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

Cursed, once again, by my own learned “if no one else will do it then I will” mentality.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

Beginning to fear that I was born to be a producer

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

Her fae lover had her BEHEADED and LEFT in the snow so she TIED IT BACK ON herself and now she’s a PRETTY. FROZEN. DEAD. FAE.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

100% of my parents’ children are trans or women. And I just feel sick today thinking about how likely it is that they voted violently against every single one of them.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

At least the California sunset is full of pink and blue and violet light tonight.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

I am part of the 3 for 3 club. Every presidential vote I’ve ever been able to cast has been first and foremostly about opposing trump. The 2016 election being my first ever voting experience was a really tough one to start with, in regards to my spirit.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

I think that living my best life looks like being able to hug at least one of my siblings whenever I feel like it.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

I LOVE the act of writing.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

Harley will be gone for the next three weeks and I come home to not only a stocked fridge and a cleaned home, but many tiny treats lined up for me and waiting on the bed🥲🥹

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

My body is stubborn. My digestive tract bickers with itself. I am the only person who gets twisted up about any of it.

(I have a fucking stomach ache and I always have)

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

“🎶Got - to - make - a - little Carley soup!”

- the song in my husband’s heart tonight while he makes me a bath.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

@Magjohnson__ “What’s that big dinner that God has?”

She was talking about the Last Supper

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

My wedding dress was the color of a thunderstorm at night. Which is sort of my color, y’know.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

@wa11ace_w3lls

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Forget brat summer, it’s almost “can you hear the call of the wild girl? Take off your shoes now… Your mother is calling to you and she says we are birds in the sky!” Autumn.

[Carley Dance Pants PhD @SwarleySwohnson]

The teens that run the in n out near my house would fucking MASSACRE any of the teens who run 7Brew. At literally anything. Any game, any contest. The in n out teens would come out on top.