Harley Lucas

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Lesch-Nyhan syndrome is when people can't stop eating their own flesh.

[Harley Lucas @SwarlosHR]

" I think I see salmon"
- Robyn excitedly at
Jared and Amy's wedding
#thingsbearssay

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you don't want Me watching you have sex then don't call My name.

[Ann 💙 @GingerAnnMFC]

LOL #dickinabox #Tardis #DoctorWho #biggerontheinside

[Harley Lucas @SwarlosHR]

When your favourite band comments back #dreamsdocometrue
#Gloryhammer #Kingdomoffife

[Harley Lucas @SwarlosHR]

Watching Rambo First Blood for the very first time. So far pretty fuckin sweet

[Dundy @TristanDundas]

Bardown? Barsouth? BarMexico?

More like AntBartica

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: The person responsible for Tiger Woods back problems steps forward

[Dundy @TristanDundas]

Now with all the strict rules against imitation butter companies, they have very little margarine of error! #Punny

[Harley Lucas @SwarlosHR]

@UberFacts maybe you should actually check your facts. Radioactive Man also has 5 fingers after his origin accident

[Harley Lucas @SwarlosHR]

“Drake the type of nigga that wont steal the bike at the beginning of San Andreas.” @TristanDundas

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

Apparently people in BC don't like it when you ring their doorbell at dinner time to discuss your lord and saviour James Reimer. Heathens.

[Harley Lucas @SwarlosHR]

Watched my first episode of Dr. Who today and i freaking loved it. @b_r_tt #DayoftheDoctor #Timeywimey

[Ben Scrivens @ben_scrivens]

I can't be the only person who thinks a Rob Ford video with a Mayor Quimby overdub is the right thing to do..

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

100% of annoying Canadians refer to Tim Hortons as "Timmies"

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

A little late.... I'm in Body Count rehearsal

[CNN @CNN]

American discovers letter from a Chinese labor camp inmate in her Halloween decorations. http://t.co/F9lW7UZwbK

[Ned Petrie @NedPetrie]

Should I start a new Mustache for Movember, or just keep the one I started back in Mutton Choptober? #Movember