Andrei Snarkovsky

If you can't handle me at my [Aye ye gods! My roast is ruined!] you don't deserve me at my [Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!]

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

The Flash [in Batman voice] "Gotta go fast"

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

@AWGregor

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

To keep my Tweet number at a cool 420, sometimes I'll tweet out an opinion. Like this one: Plaid shirts are grunge cardigans.

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

Spotted in a dreary St. Louis suburb: the sequel to 'Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.'

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

I try to maintain that perfect 420 tweet number but from time to time a retweet gets deleted. Here's a new one to replenish the stock.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!

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@AWGergor Loss

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it's honestly worth breaking my perfect 420 tweet number to RT this https://t.co/3GfWPsCXWJ

[max seddon @maxseddon]

59% of Russians have a cat - the most anywhere in the world! Pictured: Russian exceptionalist Dugin, with a cat https://t.co/c6eIKZQroy

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

i've returned to twitter briefly to return my tweet count to an even 420 (some RTs got deleted, i think?) bye forever

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

When u get to Russia & have to get ur blood tested yet again because the Russian gov't assumes all foreigners have AIDS #CollegeProbs

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@AWGergor I think about this daily

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@AWGergor pretty sure I don't care anymore, I've been on Twitter like 4 times all summer

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

@AWGergor not really, most of your tweets are garbage.

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

@AWGergor also good luck with all those notifications

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@AWGergor why am I doing this to me. Why are you doing this to you

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

@AWGergor after sleeping 7 pm-9 am I have just spent Most Of An Hour reading your Several Months of tweets.

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

@AWGergor since when is this unusual and what kind of commie planet did you play quiz bowl on

[grogor @AWGregor]

When are we gonna get a game where we can play as the Minions as they spread communism in the 20th century

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

@AWGergor wow excuse me

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@AWGergor "this flight looks Chet"?

[Andrei Snarkovsky @SwarmOfLocusts]

Often I lie awake at night, thinking about all the great erectile dysfunction jokes that might have been made had Bob Dole become president.