Dan Swartwout

Standup comedian. Podcast pioneer. I like Grease 2 better than Grease.

[Dan Swartwout @SwartyComedy]

My daughter’s dance competition is at a local high school. The ACT test is also here this morning. One is a pressure packed, all-or-nothing, do-or-die situation. The other helps you get into college.

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

You don't get it. It's the 2026 Schedule Release!

📰 https://t.co/CIxG8eTk9u

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

PLAYOFF DUB.

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

Incoming call from Miami... 📳 #RaiderNation

📺 ESPN

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

Rod Martin was a standout linebacker who helped the franchise to victories in Super Bowls XV and XVIII.

He forever secured his place in Raiders lore with a record-breaking three-interception performance in the Silver and Black’s Super Bowl XV triumph over the Eagles.

[NFL @NFL]

One of the greatest runs in Super Bowl history happened 42 years ago today.

@MarcusAllenHOF took it to the 🏠

[Old Time Football 🏈 @Ol_TimeFootball]

OTD 1984
#SuperBowl XVIII
Jack Squirek picks off Theismann and scores a TD
#Raiders
#RaiderNation 

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Las Vegas is on the clock 👀

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

Unreal.

#ProBowlVote + @brockbowers17

[Ohio State Buckeyes 🌰 @OhioStAthletics]

Eyes on Indy 👀

#GoBucks

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Brutus crossed out the M ❌
Then dotted the i in the snow ❄️

[Dan Swartwout @SwartyComedy]

My guests are going to be surprised by HOW MUCH TURKEY... is in these Turkey, Broccoli, and Cheese Lean Pockets.

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

The Ohio State football program is saddened by the news of Nick Mangold’s passing and sends heartfelt condolences to his family and friends.

[Dan Swartwout @SwartyComedy]

There are few things as legit as breakfast for dinner.

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

Took care of business against the Badgers ✅

#GoBucks

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

Handled business. #TENvsLV

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

YOUR CINCINNATI REDS ARE GOING TO THE
POSTSEASON

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

GONE 💨

#CHIvsLV | 📺 CBS

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

1-0!!! 1% Everyday Love Yall!!! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

Week WON. #LVvsNE

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

THE WORLD FAMOUS OHIO STATE BUCKEYES.