Makuka Makinda

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[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

#JusticeForThabani

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

Killer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Nuna🌹✨️ @Nuna_zd]

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[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

He was reported for drinking tea all day and not working. The security cameras were reviewed, and he was given a salary bonus.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

This had me in tears man 😂

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

@Thartch_ Yes you negotiate at the club before you leave

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

R750

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

The Lord's Prayer

[Aimee 🤍 @aime_mwizaa]

If condom is not available what can someone use as protection? 🤔

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

R750 each

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

Raul Gonzalez

[Legacy (Fan) @LegacySiu]

Guess the Real Madrid player who wore jersey number (7)
From 1995-2010…

99% of fans will fail
Extremely Difficult 🥷

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

She is not even a 5

[Remi✨ @Remimixoxo]

Do you think men can cheat on a lady built like this?

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

@SimphiweKibibi 🖐🏿

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

You are the best medication he can get

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Umjita will be sick and when you go to check on him, umuntu aku bhebhe 😭

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

Forever

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Gents what is the maximum days a lady can stay at your place? 🧐

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

Finding Happiness

[: @_dxllz7]

after getting rich, what next??

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United, always ❤️

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Retweet to annoy our enemies 😂

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

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[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

Nanikuphi, when my sister cheated on gangsta from Pretoria named Makhafula, you could see he was hurting.

He arrived at home and made us stand a que, then made us explain 1 by 1 ukuthi were we were the time my sister cheated, I remember explaining that I had classes and he just said, “Okay it means wena you cheat in class”.

That time, we didn't even know about kwayona leyo relationship. He asked who do we know to be dating my sister? We didn't even answer because elders were terrified, too. Yoh!! I could see my aunt was ready to have a heart attack or stroke, while Makhafula was busy complaining that my sister was using him for money.

He then went to take the neighbors car wasifaka emotweni and drove the whole night, 9 of us inside a Tazz. We didn't even know where he was taking us to. He was just busy complaining about his relationship with my sister. He took out his gun and kept shooting up at the sky, eloko ethi, “Amasimba lawo, aning'tsheli loko, nithi why eCheata?”.

He then decided to stop the car, we couldn't even see where we were, and he said, “Can you please give me ama Hugs”. We all started hugging him. My two uncle's were even scared too, I even heard one of them saying, “Wena Makhafula, you deserve to be our son inlaw yazi. Usile marn umntwana kasisi”.

Makhafula froze up while we were comforting him, and then he suddenly forced us to get inside the car again, and he started driving again, we heard him saying “Why singavele siye kuye eDurban siyomgcwalisela?”, That time sise Mpumalanga, it’s 8 hours ukuya eDurban. He drove for 3 hours, waphinde wamisa, wathi “Eish!! ay angeke ngiyazi judger nam, let's turn back guys”. The time was 3am, we arrived at home around 6am. When he left, we had to pack our stuff and go hide for four weeks at a relative in Mamelodi. After that four weeks we decided to come back home and we found a note emnyango, “Uxolo guys! Ngingene in a wrong house, kahle kahle bengifuna umuzi wakwa Mahlangu”. Yah, ne!!, we decided ukuya kwaMahlangu, masifika we found them with big stomachs crying. We asked Bab'Mahlangu what happened, “You won't believe this, some guy Makhafula arrived wathi masipheke yonke iGrocery eseKhabhathini siyidle yonke because ingane yam ijolela indlala”.

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[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

Ay ngeke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇨🇴 Thieves in Colombia have figured out that tickling someone's knee causes temporary paralysis, and they are absolutely using it to rob people.

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

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[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

Having sexual discipline doesn’t mean you shouldn’t sleep with multiple women, it means you should choose the multiple women you sleep with

[Sue Nyathi @SueNyathi]

I want to thank @NetflixSA and @stainedglasstv_ for taking my story from print to film. This is such a surreal moment for me!!
#ThePolygamist is my debut novel, the book that got rejected by many publishers. So I took a bet on myself and self published. The bet paid off!!

[Makuka Makinda @Swatsmurf]

Next thing he will be trying to shake his hand for the cameras.

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

According to Ngizwe Mchunu, he’s not scared of Julius Malema because Malema is a “dead snake, a sellout of our Generation, Mchunu who is betraying South Africans in favour of foreigners. Ngizwe Mchunu uthi uJulius Malema akahambe ayozichamela.