Gary Swearingen

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

@buhashee I'm speechless!

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

@LakotaMan1 @PatrickByrne Dude, love you but you’re giving a voice to this BS.

[The Patent Professor® @ThePatentProf]

Ok we need so solve this debate😂

Do you agree with the original patent on the direction for rolling toilet paper?
Leave your votes down below!⬇️

[Zen Lawyer Journey @zenlawyerjourn1]

Business guy: external counsel is more optimistic than you are

Me: no they are being polite

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

@thetopexception Go sit at the court of appeals for an afternoon, definitely helped my confidence.

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

Wish we could just exile him to an island off of France. Would seem to solve the problem.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i don’t know about anyone else, but i’m bothered by merrick garland weighing whether it’s in the best interest of the country to prosecute a past president re trump. i get that there are a number of factors to consider… but this shouldn’t be one of ‘em. should be the opposite.

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

I was 56 yo when I learned the “good guys” of the Civil war had no qualms about murdering native Americans.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

@GOP Abraham Lincoln personally ordered the mass execution of 38 Dakota men, who were simply defending their way of life. Mankato, Minnesota, December 26, 1862.

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

I would vote for the Devil himself over DeSantis. At least you know where the Devil is coming from.

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

@torgerson I used to consider myself socially liberal but fiscally conservative. Now seems like that’s meaningless.

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

@PreetBharara When was the last time an opinion was “leaked”? I can’t recall one.

[James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD) @james_f_thomas]

this is the nicest, happiest thing I've read in ages, highly recommended
https://t.co/ClIkCHH3cq

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

Putin has succumbed to the two greatest blunders: never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Ukrainian when DEATH is on the line.

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

@PreetBharara The 140 characters on twitter should provide the good parts.

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

@lynnhubbard @EricG1247 Well at Costco you also get to shop for a cashmere sweater, case of wine, and a kayak, though that does tend to raise the average price of the croissant.

[Randell Caines 🫐 @CainesRandell]

Coalition against fried chicken on the way to Ottawa.

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

.@GeorgeTakei is a national treasure!! Thank you George.

[Alison Spring @FrugalFH]

What?

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

@annamaria1word And there’s always Costco!

[Gary Swearingen @Swearin_tweets]

What happens to wildlife when we bag plastic grocery bags

[Red Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine]

At 18 I spent my first thanksgiving out of foster alone in an all night laundromat with a hoodie pulled up to cover my face.
There are people out there starting at zero.
Remember that.