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Fair fucks, luv.

[ITVPolitics @ITVNewsPolitics]

Education secretary Gillian Keegan is recorded on camera saying others ‘have been sat on their a***s’ on schools Raac crisis and shares frustration about not being thanked for doing ‘a f***ing good job’

https://t.co/c02gI4dXiM

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Fucking quiche? I mean honestly. What the fuck.

[BBC Press Office @bbcpress]

👑🍽 @BBCTheOneShow, Dame Mary Berry and the Coronation Big Lunch are joining forces to find a Coronation dish that's perfect for celebrations up and down the country

And they need YOU to help crown the winner!

Get all the info ➡️ https://t.co/f2bbn9xU5B

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Well that’s me for a bit. Probs see you at Christmas. Youse lot are fucking mega. #TeamGaviscon #GBBO

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@lindastudd Keep it Gaviscon, babes. Xx

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Before we all fuck off, can we all have a word about the giant orange spider buttplug Fake Me was wearing? #GBBO

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Well that’s just made my heart grow three sizes. #GBBO

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JURGEN AND HIS TROMBONES

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OMG MAGGIE. I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU

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Not only is Giuseppe the best baker this year, he’s a proper, all time Bake Off character. Up there with the best of them. Absolutely the right decision. #GBBO

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Correct. #GBBO

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It’s got to be Giuseppe, right?

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I could see her focaccia sink. #GBBO

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Can we all give Crystelle the respect she deserves for trying to do a murder on Hollywood by feeding him raw dough?

#GBBO

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I mean, that’s a negative worth focusing on. #GBBO

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Ohhhhhh fuck #GBBO

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In fairness to Chigs, those little pies looked mint. I’d eat the fuck out of them. #GBBO

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I can’t believe they compete to touch this miserable prick’s hand. #GBBO

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You can’t just write on it in cocking biro. #GBBO