SweaterWeather

Paragons of social #comedy on parade in South America's northernmost city. Retweets are binding legal contracts. Boxers, be brief.

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Jurassic World 3: Get Off My Lawn

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

‘Jurassic Park’ Trio Laura Dern, Sam Neill & Jeff Goldblum Returning For ‘Jurassic World 3’ https://t.co/1sp8uAeQYq

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@LadyJayPersists I would like to remind you that pieces of shit actually serve a purpose. The exact opposite of Steve Scalise.

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@RepMTG Is there an asteroid headed for DC?

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@ryanobles @ByronDonalds He knows 6'2" 275 is not that big, right?

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First of all, would you be fine if they came in Scarabs v. "makeshift" boats? Secondly, if you've ever been to the Keys, you would know people who live and work in the Keys get overwhelmed at the thought of washing their car-- they live in the Keys for a reason. Do better clown.

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

The arrival of more than 200 Haitian & 500 Cuban migrants on makeshift boats over the last 6 days has forced the closure of a national park & overwhelmed local authorities in the #FloridaKeys

[Kate James @katecjames]

I’m rolling into 2023 with the entitled confidence of a 57 year old white man who applies for the same job 6 times in 24 hours after publicly being told NO each time

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@joncoopertweets

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@RikHavic @ArriolaAnn And John McCain elevating a vapid nimrod as his VP, thereby making the Tea Party an actual thing.

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@charliekirk11 Ghoul

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@KariLake Wrong.

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@ScoreAndOST @JJohnsonLaw Haaaaaaaa!
#Idiot

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This nuclear bomb cyclone snow storm reminds me that I miss the space heaters you could light your cigarette off of. #BombCyclone

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Yep, and you're trying to get it to 100%.

[Republicans @Republicans]

60% of workers report living paycheck-to-paycheck

[Rosario Dawson @rosariodawson]

Don't walk, run to the polls! Every vote counts! @TeamWarnock @ReverendWarnock #vote

Today is the last day for early voting.

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

When there are 4 people dining together and 3 of them are avowed Nazis and the 4th one doesn’t call them out, there are 4 Nazis dining together #facts

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@joncoopertweets February

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@MitchellLangle2 @ChristinaPushaw Yes, must always praise our Great Leader, lest he become angry and take away our cable television or make us share the bus with brown people.

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Guaranteed the vast majority of those bitching about the guy who has clearly stated he hates government and governing, for not governing while in government, is pure, peak Conservatism. Maybe y'all should have located the bootstraps on your home and pulled them up. 🤔

[Tampa Bay Times @TB_Times]

Some residents said evacuation orders came too late. Gov. Ron DeSantis said forecasts left few options.
https://t.co/LZUZwNQ2dd

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@thewillwitt Maybe find the bootstraps on the side of your house and pull it up out of the water.