@AlchemyTrainee [You weren't the first person i noticed...your racoon was. I follow you after class, not saying anything, just watching and following closely]
@AlchemyTrainee@IAmManEnough Man the front desk for any customers [i look out at the empty store] Wendy, our last employee, used to bring games, puzzles, magazines, a pillow. You'll have a lot of down time
@IAmManEnough@AlchemyTrainee Dipper! What man is gonna love me when I sit inside this dusty old shack all day [I stop squirming] I'm like a diamond in the rough. I need the sun!
@AlchemyTrainee@IAmManEnough [Under my breath i whisper] oh my gods youre perfect. [I clear my throat] you're in luck Varian, because you are about to meet the only pig that almost became a scientist!