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You can find me over on Bluesky at

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@FBIDirectorKash
Not so much Dora the Explorer as Kash the Klueless

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@ZelenskyyUa Tell the US that you do a 2 for 1 swap.
1 Shahed "interceptor" for 2 Patriot or Tomahawk missiles.

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@MikeCarlton01 He's a fucking Twatwaffle

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@tim_cook can you please do the Mac OS user community a favor, and stop trying to give @realDonaldTrump a blow job and fix the broken shite in Mac OS like the Music app ?

Steve Jobs would be so embarrassed and so pissed off at you right about now if he was still here!

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@AngusTaylorMP He's running because the Liberal party isn't N@ZI enough !

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@AngusTaylorMP so, as you lay in bed at night, how do you sleep with the N@ZI party anthem hammering away in your head ?

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@AnasSarwar "I'll support ANYONE for Labour leader in Westminster if they'll look the other way while giving us independence !!!!!! @ScottishLabour

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@Lord_Jorah @DrTedStriker @Geiger_Capital Yeah. A one time process. And as we move address it's a simple fill in a form and post it off to update the roll. In the US it's looking like the GOP will be insisting voters have to have a photo ID every time, and will bitch, moan and argue the toss about every DEM voter.

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@Suzierizzo1 THEY walk among us......

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@TheRickWilson No.
You can't use the name of Baggins like that!
Do you want the entire Shire up in arms?
(Think Ewoks, but with elven weapons and mithril chainmail)

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@JoJoFromJerz You forgot to complete the sentence.

"...with a pogo stick."

ftfy....

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@CMDROpAtLargeCA Meep Meep
#GregBovino #FAFO

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@RadioFreeTom Poor widdle @CrisisActionTm did the big brainy smart professor use big words? Can you show us in the dictionary where he hurt you?
Afterwards we'll give you some crayons and paper and let you draw outside the lines if you like?

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@Quadcarl Looks more like someone dressed up a Sontaran in a Salvation Army donated suit

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@BackupJeffx @LauraLoomer I'm more concerned with why Twatyer doesn't blur any images of her with a "Image Content Warning".
Gods below, that is one scary scary face.
I mean it is her face right?
It's not a picture of a haemmeroid right?

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@howardlutnick Poor widdle Limpdick Lutnick.
Did you get your fweelings hurt?

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@doug__h @TheRickWilson @ariehkovler Don't you mean "Depends in a twist" ?

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@gtconway3d Smile they said. It could be worse.
So we did. And it was.

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@realDonaldTrump
Oh look !
It's President Obama and HIS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
Which is one more than you've got, you Tiny Fingered Cheeto Faced Ferret Wearing Shit Gibbon !
#trump #NobelPeacePrize #presidenttrump #orangeLoser