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@RyanNicodemus has split personalities and so does @RyanNicodemus.

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@mattdavella @JFM I didn't choose busboy life, it chose me.

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@colinismyname I’d let you colour my shape

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@mattdavella Fish.

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@colinismyname Wow! I’ll help you break it in, Colin!

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@Applebees Shitting is the new smoking.

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why cant gas stations give free refills like we do with soda

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You cant compare apples to oranges, but you can compare applebee’s to oranges. For example, one is a restaurant, the other is a fruit

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*****The DOLLARITA is back.******

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Back to your regularly scheduled tweets.

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@RyanNicodemus @mattdavella Yeaaaahhhh! That’s great!!!!

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Colin, kiss me!

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Nose ring air fresheners. Patent pending.

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@mattdavella @TheMinimalists Important question: who's the top, and who's the bottom?

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I count my cars.

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It's #TaterTime!

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Don't stroke my eagle!

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I love mustard! It's one of my favorite condoms.

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🎶 I kissed a girl and I liked it 🎶

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Just found our that the "golden rule" isn't the same thing as a "golden shower."

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🎶 Tater time. Tater time. All the taters they're gonna be mine. 🎶