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No u JJJ 27

[SilverSween @SweenBeann]

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[Dog Nigga @Chief30k]

For those feeling behind in life… just know Goku didnt turn Super Saiyan until he was 26

[AppFlyer @wbridgefa]

*TAPS THE SIGN

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[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

@macklemore Come do some porn with me.

[alex 🐝 @oscgoat]

dude i know this isnt what i normally post but i stumbled upon this channel of this 9 year old kid who’s apparently been running 118k usd worth of youtube ads with his dad’s BUSINESS CREDIT CARD 😭😭

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

An important part of "Incompetent Male Shopper" discourse is that many of these "male shoppers" are barely literate third-worlders but complaining about that is taboo so it all gets chalked up to them being men (a group you're allowed to freely insult)

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Standing in line at the post office in Shibuya, old woman in front of me struggling with a package.

Clerk: This is too heavy. You need different box.

Woman: But this is only box I have.

Me: (without thinking) I have a box. You can have it.

Woman: (turning to me) You would do that?

Me: Sure.

ran to my apartment (5 minutes away), got a box, came back.

Woman: (nearly crying) You are very kind.

Clerk: Very rare. Most people don't help.

Me: It's just a box.

Woman: No. It's more.

she insisted on taking my address.

"To send thank you."

Me: That's really not necessary.

Woman: It is to me.

two weeks later: package arrived.

homemade cookies and a note.

"Thank you for the box and for restoring my faith in young people. -Yamamoto"

Me: (to roommate) This is very sweet.

Roommate: You made old lady's day.

forgot about it.

month later: another package.

more cookies and a note.

"I made extra. Thought you might enjoy. -Yamamoto"

Me: She's still sending cookies?

Roommate: Don't question free cookies.

became a regular thing.

every month, cookies arrived.

different types:
- chocolate chip
- matcha
- black sesame
- "mystery flavor" (still don't know what it was)

me: (to roommate) Should I tell her to stop?

Roommate: WHY? Free cookies!

Me: It feels like too much.

Roommate: Send her a thank you note then.

sent a note: "Thank you for the cookies. You really don't have to keep sending them, but they're delicious."

next package: DOUBLE the cookies.

note: "You said they're delicious. So I sent more. -Yamamoto"

Me: I'VE CREATED A COOKIE MONSTER.

year of cookies.

I was drowning in baked goods.

shared with neighbors.

they LOVED them.

Neighbor: Where do you get these?

Me: Old woman I helped at post office.

Neighbor: I WANT OLD WOMAN COOKIES.

Me: GET YOUR OWN OLD WOMAN.

two years of cookies.

then they stopped.

Me: (to roommate) No cookies this month.

Roommate: Maybe she forgot?

Me: She's sent them for 24 months straight. Something's wrong.

looked up her name, found an address.

went to visit.

her daughter answered.

Daughter: Can I help you?

Me: I'm looking for Yamamoto-san. She's been sending me cookies.

Daughter: (eyes widening) YOU'RE the box boy!

Me: ...yes?

Daughter: Come in! She talks about you constantly!

Yamamoto: (from living room) WHO IS IT?

Daughter: THE BOX BOY.

Yamamoto: (shuffling out) You came!

Me: I was worried when the cookies stopped.

Yamamoto: Arthritis. Hands don't work so well anymore. I'm sorry.

Me: Please don't apologize. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

Yamamoto: (crying) You remembered me.

Me: Of course. You've been sending me cookies for two years.

Yamamoto: Because you gave me a box. And kindness. During very hard time.

Daughter: (to me) Her husband had just died. She was mailing his things to family. You were the first person who helped.

Me: I didn't know.

Yamamoto: That's why it mattered. You helped stranger for no reason.

visited her every month after that.

she taught me to make her cookies.

Yamamoto: So you can make them when I'm gone.

Me: Don't talk like that.

Yamamoto: I'm 83. I can talk however I want.

learned all her recipes:
- the chocolate chip (secret: miso paste)
- the matcha (secret: yuzu zest)
- the mystery flavor (secret: it was lavender, I just have no sense of smell)

Yamamoto: Now you carry on tradition.

Me: I'm not a baker.

Yamamoto: Neither was I. Until I needed to thank someone.

she passed away last year.

her daughter gave me her recipe book.

note inside: "For the box boy. Keep the kindness going. -Yamamoto".........🧵

[PSF Sierra @slothsaretight3]

A lot of you treat Obsession like it was a real thing that happened

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

So it turns out China was building a hydro electric facility by a glacier and all the construction caused a portion of the glacier to collapse, tumble down, and turn into a mudslide that killed like 2,500 Nepalese people.

But all you will hear about in the news is leftists claiming this was because of climate change

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Her children were also scared while their mom slowly executed each of them one by one

[ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 @SumDumHoe]

If you use this, you shouldn't be trusted to drive or vote.

[straylight, kriselle fundamentalist 😈 @strayfromlight]

tiktok has discovered the 578 riff... the children have unearthed the ancient texts

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

People having the IQ of a stale biscuit is a public health crisis. This person should not be able to drive a car on a public road with other humans. It’s like giving a toddler a gun and hoping nothing bad happens.

[Rohan @rohanwontsleep]

something they don't tell you is that if you get into making metal music in a small town you WILL encounter 80s-movie-villain-tier boomers who sound like one of those parents from School of Rock

[SilverSween @SweenBeann]

@RossVon0epen @LargeBarstool You can type cock on twitter it’s okay Ross

[Iliad Industries @IliadIndustries]

HOLY FUCK IT’S THE SAME GUY!!!

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

"You have committed treason against your countrymen. Here's a parking ticket."

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

When the courts overturned the tariffs they stole your money and gave it to giant corporations that hate you

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

Once scientists learned Covid was a bat virus with a furin cleavage site, suspicion fell on the WIV, which was doing research in this very area. Here’s Fauci himself reporting what 9 of 11 scientists told him on Feb 1, 2020:

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

You think I won’t eat dat too? Lmaoooo

[Flint T W I T T E R Crow @FlintBlackBird]

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