Sweeney Houdini

I sniff, I eat, I sleep. I hang with Josh.

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What? No, I'm not playing on twitter . . .

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The sloth is sorry that he ate your
cake, too.

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Please tell me that you have seen the sloth
handing the man some flowers . . .

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Hi daddy.
I'm not ready for Father's Day.
I didn't get you anything.
My days are all mixed up.

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I did not eat an angel.
I ate the angel's . . . food.
It's a dog thing.

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Hey Willie
Your birthday wish was broken.
I used it and nothing happened.
Does it have free returns?

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Is angel food cake made with angels?
By angels?
For angels?

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Speaking of licking . . .
Where is that Snarky dog?

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You can roll around on them and
lick it off.

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Don't fall for it Willie.
Hold out for 2 cakes.
Wait. 5 cakes.
One from each baby goat.

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Does that mean that Willie is getting 2 cakes?

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Happy Father's Day, daddio.

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Who else thought that Father's Day was tomorrow?

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Hey Willie,
Can I have your birthday wish?

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(drool drippin')
(puddle)
(bigger puddle)

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(tummy rumbling)

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(giving Miss Catherine the stink eye)

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What?
Miss Catherine is in charge of the cake?
Oh.

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You know why.
(giving the stink eye)

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Yep. I'm still looking at you.
Willie

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(looking at Prince William)