Larry Ocasio Swalwell

Dan Bernstein called me a midget so my wife divorced me.

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@Padres

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@PpollingNumbers Who's the crackhead?

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@WatcherGuru

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@TMZ Jail asap

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@amandacarpenter Re tar d

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@RepCasar Scumbag

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@Cubs

[Dave @davebftv]

Travis Kelce on the Bears TE room: "You got two absolute dogs."

Caleb Williams: "I got a third one now. You haven't seen him."

Caleb couldn't hold back his excitement about 13 personnel.

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@fox32news Stay out ferals

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@PpollingNumbers Lol no

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I was an intern at @CBSNews when Pelley would fill in for Katie Couric on the evening news. I watched in the control room one day as he directed them to slowly push the shot in on him as he took his glasses off. It was so fake I’ve remembered it for 15 years.

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@TomSteyer Loser

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@RepJudyChu Poor thing

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@ryangrim The terrorists win again

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@EAMaddenNFL @ChicagoBears

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@RapSheet @EAMaddenNFL

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@BarstoolBigCat

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@AdamSchefter

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@domthepatsfan @EAMaddenNFL @Igor4vezina31 @CALEBcsw @ChicagoBears

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