Blake Sweere

Work at an elevator. love drinking. so many graves to cradle, so little time

[LIMOOOOOS! @Limos2012]

#limooooooos !!!! #limos close out a storybook #2012 season with a #limos personal record best 14-10 season closing out with a sweep of our mothership #cities #thatshowbigdaddydoesit

[LIMOOOOOS! @Limos2012]

Unfortunately #limos have decided to withdraw from the #2012 tourney due to personal reasons

[LIMOOOOOS! @Limos2012]

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. #limos2012 take down pounders ortonville pounders refugees for the 3rd straight sweep #ifyoudontknownowyouknow #thatshowbigdaddydoesit

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

@elb612 Low 20's I think

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

LeBron said he seen "3 rims" after getting poked in the eye and made that shot...I seen 3 softballs once and swung at the middle one and hit it. Who's the real #GOAT again??? #GOATSWEERE

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

Can we just say this, Nick Gordon is the real thing

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

@pmoney4 I watched you hit so many balls at that level. Absolutely elite company your in

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

I've only seen one person hit a ball out of the yard as high as the one La Tortuga just did and that was @pmoney4

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

ISO: personal trainer. Qualifications needed: can cook a pizza and have the self restraint to not burn their mouth every time. TIA

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

Buxton missed this DH with hamstring tightness...I pitched a whole old man softball tourney with a dirty hang and muscle cramps...

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

Give Sano through the Oakland series, and if he still is batting like complete booty hole, it's time to send him down

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

When LeBron retires, he'll be the leading scorer in NBA history with about 40k points. By that time, I'll have loaded around 45k train cars. So who's the real GOAT in this conversation??

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

Anyone remember that time me and @jahaupert played strip pig before bball practice and I was basically naked when the coaches walked in?

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

Wish I could've been an MLB ball boy growing up. Like "oh yea you got a perty mouf here's a ball girl."

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

@BrandiJo00 Same bruh like damn

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

Hey @SUBWAY stop using regular looking bacon in your commercials and make it look like the floppy limp dick bacon you actually provide to your customers

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

Congrats to @AntoineWJr11 and @T_muhneyy10! #RTB #SkiUMah #GoGophers

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

Can't believe i just noticed how Adam Silver has some absolute monster ears...

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

@elb612 😂😂😂

[Blake Sweere @SweereNation]

Yes, Polanco's error cost us at the end. But not getting a hit in innings 4-8? You don't deserve to win a ML playoff game either