Sweet Baby Jesus

God is my dad. - Parody.

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Good one, dad!

[GOD @GOD_Almighty]

Heaven.

#spacecity
#midjourney
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#AI

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Forgave two sins for three tacos today.

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

That was Satan, you sinner.

[🧈🥞 @passthabutta]

Thank you @SweetBabyJesus

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

You need to trust yourself.

[i am @youarealrdydead]

I'm done trusting people.

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Did somebody say my name?

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

She goes on to win the Mega Lotto. You end up homeless. Don’t crucify the messenger.

[brown 🧣⁶𓅓 @BrownRapFan]

I was a certified lover boy but honestly, nevermind. It’s her loss

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Use sunblock... and talk to a dermatologist 🤷🏻‍♂️

[🧚🏽‍♀️❤️🥩🇵🇸🔻 @03greeda]

My nose skin is peeling I really REALLY need some answers @sweetbabyjesus

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Everyone heard your cries, you big crybaby.

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Someone get me a translator.

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Ya. Enjoy being free.

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Nobody tells me what to do.

[🤟🏾 @LilBreauxSkee]

SEND YOUR FLOOD @SweetBabyJesus

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

I just had a really weird dream. I was baby. In a barn.

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Kids, don’t send me your #Christmas list. I was born in a barn. My idea of great gifts are chicken eggs and goat milk. 🐓🐣🐐🥛

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Make it happen 🤔👍🏻 https://t.co/t4MMD9yIfL

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Shut your trap harlot! You’re not qualified to ask me about right and wrong. Scram! https://t.co/4n3leBaKoM

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Oh my... I feel kind of funny. Is this what sin feels like? ☹️ https://t.co/9JNM0XuTT9

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

My advice for a happy life... Learn to walk on water. If you can walk on water, you can do anything. 🥇
#monday #sbj #MondayBlues #MotivationalMonday #MondayMotivation

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

The only scammer is your stanky ass 🤢🤮 https://t.co/He4ZcjU6Px

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

Well, yeah, technically I am a zombie 🧟‍♂️

[Sweet Baby Jesus @SweetBabyJesus]

@AMCTalkingDead Not only would I make a great zombie..... I can feed the entire cast and crew on a loaf of bread, and jug of water.
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