C. Perkins

Writer, Filmmaker, Handsome Genius

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

I am not content in my little ways. I become restless

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

Mr. Torture

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[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

Taco Bell’s tagline should be “Taco Bell: Total Constipation With The Sensation of Imminent Diarrhea”

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

@Pirat_Nation Would have needed a police escort to leave the office 30 years ago cc @goodcharls

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

All the horrible things that have ever happened in human history have been the product of a scarcity mindset

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

Locking down an apartment at 22 is like “Yo this is going to be a sick staging area for the worst and most puzzling mistakes of my life”

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

What it comes down to is that a dedicated space for creative work is important, especially in collaborative efforts. I envy painters'/visual artists' studios and workshops similarly

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

The heart of my envy toward musicians lies in The Studio. There is something deeply romantic about locking oneself in a windowless cave for 8-10 hours with 3-4 of your best soldiers; a place where you cannot escape from The Work

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

A 24-pack of room-temp water bottles, some coffee/energy drinks, a hookah, and The Work. Some weed and booze for after the brunt of the mission is complete. Phones on airplane mode. Brotherhood, creative excitement, shared purpose. A dark room where you're surrounded by lights.

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

Symbiopoetics. You wouldn’t understand because you see the world in two dimensions. The interconnected tapestry of human consciousness and experience is constantly unfolding before me, rife with meaning and significance, because I’m a real artist, and so is Drake. Hope this helps

[TreDoes, Sometimes @TreDoes]

Drake help me understand the sentiment behind making your mom the cover art for the album where you sing about your sexual escapades

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

The people of New York need to put pressure on Zohran to redistribute Mikal Bridges’s wealth

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

@hobgobchop Somehow didn’t even consider that I’m living this show rn

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

An anonymous saboteur seems to be trying to frame me for the destruction of an office desk chair. I need to find and stop him before he strikes again

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

If he does it again, my credibility is in the toilet and my freedom of movement considerably restricted. If he did it once, he’ll do it again. I’m locked in a race against time against a total madman.

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

I’m going to get to the bottom of who destroyed this chair.

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

Smoking on that Tim Apple pack

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

Every Chinese fight is a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

A generation of physically and psychologically Teenage adults

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

Congrats on making varsity ten years ago, unc. You should wear your letterman to the function everyone is going to think it’s sick

[C. Perkins @SweetBoy3D]

What’s more pathetic: A grown man who wasn’t good at sports growing up, or a grown man who checks the high school athletics credentials of other grown men?

[Bert Shiesty @cirocobama69]

Running as a hobby is for guys that weren’t good at sports growing up