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26. Registered Nurse. Dog mom x 3. Smartass sweetheart. I run on iced coffee, minimal sleep & sarcasm. Avi is me

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, THE FUCK 😆🤣

[jules @lilbabyjx]

everyone who’s lost me has always tried to come back, i know im not the problem😂

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

And now I’ve been an RN for almost 2 full years 🥳

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

IT IS MY VERY LAST DAY ON THE UNIT AS A STUDENT NURSE. NOBODY CAN RUIN MY MOOD TODAY, I AM STRAIGHT UP EUPHORIC 😍🎉

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

And now I’m getting married in less than 6 months 🥰 every broken heart was worth it

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

Reopening old wounds can re-break a healing heart 😞

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

PSA: if she’s blissfully happy & getting married in 6 months, it’s probably not the best time to finally shoot your shot when you KNOW that she would’ve given you the world not too long ago

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

Anyone with nipple piercings also have sensitive skin? I tend to need gold earrings/body jewelry, but I can’t find a place online to buy gold nipple rings for under like $400 😩

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

@Sunshine__RN Our DON sent us generic “thank you for all you do” letters 🙄

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

@marriedqueenbee Found out that the first guy’s girlfriend (who he doesn’t live with but has been hanging out with) has symptoms and HE DIDN’T TELL ANYBODY BECAUSE HE WANTED US TO ALL COME OVER 🤬🤯

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

@marriedqueenbee I’m a trauma nurse so I’m exposed and self quarantining for every minute that I’m not at work. A friend just called & invited us to a bonfire last week, and my boyfriend hesitated because he really wanted to go... until he called another friend who was invited &

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

@Ks_mama16 My mom got pregnant with my sister 4mos after her csection with me, had another csection, then went on to have a perfect natural vbac with my youngest sister a couple years later. It can be risky but if your doctor monitors you close, it should be fine!

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

Sooooo got a call today that I matched to be a bone marrow donor and I am SO THRILLED but my parents are gonna flip out when I tell them I’m doing it 🙃

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

I wanted to adopt a boy dog because that’s all I’ve ever known... plus you don’t have to deal with them going into heat. Ended up getting a boy AND a girl, and she’s 1000% mommy’s princess & it annoys my man so bad😆 I tried to avoid this, but he insisted on a girl🤷🏻‍♀️

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

Snuggled on the couch, away from the germs, with 2 puppies on my lap. Loving my mini quarantine 😋

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

Missing my twitter friends 🙃

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

Long time no tweet. Got myself a new job, a new man, and tonight I found out that I’m gonna be a fur mama to 2 more angels in the next few days 🥰

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

Love is staying up till 2am making carrot cake from scratch & prepping a full turkey dinner to surprise him for his birthday. I swear I’d do anything to make him smile 😋

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

Life update: I’m happier than I have been in a LONG time, my mental health is great... oh, and I’m officially an RN 😋

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

@country_music30 I’m actually currently battling another doctor who cancelled my appointment and then tried to hit me with a “no show” fee! And I literally have the voicemail saved from them telling me not to come in

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

Neurosurgeon’s office: your appointment is at 10, please be here no later than 9:30
Me: shows up at 9:15
Me: still sitting in the waiting room at 10:39
🙃

[C 🍑 @SweetButtSpicy]

@country_music30 Amen!!! I actually got seen by the doctor a little after 11:35 for my 10:00 appointment 😒