Big Mama

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

I’m so freaking tired.

[Forever Dre 🎲 @Foreverdre404]

you think you in a toxic relationship whole time the other person genuinely just a lil slow

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

“I’ll call you back to see if you’re still up or if you decided to go to bed in order to avoid school work.”

It be your own people dragging you smh 😂

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

Literally.

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but the NCLEX – RN/LPN is a hard exam and they will bounce your ass out out of nursing school for even crossing your eyes wrong

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

I'm rewatching Gossip Girl and I hope they never lose the rights to the music on the show because it's crucial. Like the episode where they played only Frank Ocean songs? Or the Thanksgiving episode with Jason Derulo playing as everyone was exposed? Nothing could replace these!!!

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

Yes, yes I do want a margarita at 10:45am. It’s my birthday and I’m on VACATION.

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

This is fucking awful.

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

My Uber driver is listening to B. Simone’s podcast. I deserve better than this.

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

This ain’t it. Hampton taught me the appropriate time & place for certain attire and as a fully grown adult, it stuck. My peers show up to job interviews looking crazy, don’t know business professional from business casual, etc. Plenty of things to demonize besides a dress code.

[Conscious Lee @TheConsciousLee]

I have a Masters Degree in Higher Education and none of the shit yall saying about “dressing for success” and outlawing bonnets or durags is supported by data. Key findings from federal data and civil rights studies show that over 80% of predominantly Black schools enforce strict dress codes, leading to higher rates of classroom removal and negative psychological impacts. HBCUs are predominantly Black schools right??

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

They can be the most funded HBCU and still be underfunded. Hello?!

[Ok? @FlNEASSTEPH]

Howard is NOT underfunded they get the most money out of every HBCU. Besides Spellman and Morehouse. So yall can kill that noise..

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

Waiting on my car to finish getting serviced and I’m getting overstimulated.

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

IN THERE LIKE SWIMWEAR. Let me set a calendar reminder.

[Vic Mensa’s Orange Tree @KammyTaughtYou]

Door dash is doing the Sephora promo where you get $40 off a $100 order tomorrow (7/22)

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

Oh, ok.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Tulsi Gabbard’s brother was arrested and charged after he allegedly tried to lure several children into his hotel room in Waikiki https://t.co/3QxplZ2tQb

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

Today was my last day to be able to say “that’s above my pay grade” because 99% of those things are about to be in my pay grade at the stroke of midnight on Sunday.

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

I am so sick of DoorDash drivers. Omfg.

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

This is actually VERY funny to me.

[Boosie BadAzz @BOOSIEOFFICIAL]

LAURA LOOMER
MIKE CERNOVICH
JACK POSOBIEC
ERIKA KIRK
MIKE JOHNSON
NANCY MASE
ANDY BIGGS

CAN THE NAMES ABOVE PLEASE MAKE A TRUTHFUL STATEMENT ABOUT HAVING CONTACT R NO CONTACT WITH BURKMAN N WHOL ABOUT MY PARDON PROCESS. 600k WAS TAKEN FROM ME WITH YOUR NAMES MENTIONED N EMAILS BY THESE PEOPLE ‼️ THANKS

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

No, but for real. It’s getting ridiculous.

[Yanna Thee Astrologer 🩷 @AVenusianVirgo]

My apartment is 700-800 sq ft. My Georgia power bill is $302.

My mom’s house is about 3400 sq ft. Her utility bill is $394.

What the fuck is going on????????????

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

For whatever reason my pool is lit right now…so ima be lit too 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

Bye, @TMobile. @Verizon, what are yall offering over there? 👀

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

I hope this girl works out tomorrow so I can hire her every weekend for 2 hours to help me get random shit done.

[Big Mama @SweetCyanide_]

I work full-time and am in grad school full-time…please tell my ass to stop looking at these electives 😩