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Always be scheming

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The fact that #SkeetUlrich plays the @RiverdaleTheCW dad that Billy from Scream or Chris from The Craft would have become is beautiful.

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Fix me a sandwich, Thurman! #BadSanta2 @badsanta 🎅

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@AngryBirds + 🐦 + #AngryBirdsMovie

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@JordanSGraham, why don't we do anything fun? https://t.co/QdqniEge81

[Slate @Slate]

Bear pool party! http://t.co/uTvXexjAuD

[Center for Nonprofit Management @CNMsocal]

What does being an effective #leader mean? http://t.co/yrJJJekLk3

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Catch Scorpion on CBS tonight at 9/8c! @ScorpionCBS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Obama Not Sure How To Tell Nation This, But He Ran Over Jimmy Carter With Car Last Night http://t.co/zJNYRnpT9j

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http://t.co/yBUNxduZ filmed @IanDickJokes singing "1000 miles" by Vanessa Carlton

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I want to dine at #TopChefKitchen with @OpenTable

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Why bother doing somebody elses dirty work? http://t.co/GL72guJy

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Dude! We're not bros! We're dudes.

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7:49 AM. Waking up @IanDickJokes "Hey, I know you have your belt-noose on the door, but we've gotta get to Beverly Hills..." #wearethefuture

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"I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out."- http://t.co/jDRagCOw #don'tdateyourdentist

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@felizthompson - "It's just a man in a corn suit."

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My solution to macaroni noodles boiling over is to yell "Stop itttttt!" at the stove. It works about 17% of the time.

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Witnessing the beginning of Pube Wars 2012. #pubejar

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Pro Tip: The secret to writing a hit movie is drawing possible scenarios out of a hat.

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@quinmyers Did you write today???????

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http://t.co/KrJBjPb4 #im24

[John Estep @johnnydizz]

Last night I dreamed a full-length B-horror film about an invisible car & gangsters w/ spiked bats. Then I woke up and lived w/ my parents.