Ove got 70lbs of pain the ass beating down my patio door just to hang on couch, watch tv and lick between my toes dont every let someone tell you that no one wants you
Never felt like a fat bitch until I smelled fired chicken out of nowhere closest restaurants are all Mexican food and I smell southern fried chicken I am the fat bitch
Life is a dumpster fire and I am the newly homeless raccoon watching my home burn down I buy a house in this fucked economy and put my house warming party on a weekend no one can possibly work because its America's birthday and WW3 starts and now I have to move my party up a week
Finally, I deleted music from people who did terrible things off of all my devices today. There are no more royalties for accidental plays you're not taking me peace anymore