When you’ve been waiting 3 days for your Walmart order you specifically paid to get in “3 hours or less” yet they can’t do nothing about. @Walmart get your shit together.
It’s Monday. My calendar is booked solid, my inbox is a horror film, and I just waved at a client on Zoom with the dead eyes of someone whose soul is stored in a Google Doc. 💀💀💀
You can only pick ONE to have free for life. Which one and why?
1️⃣ Unlimited flights anywhere in the world
2️⃣ A chef who cooks every meal exactly how you like it
3️⃣ Personal trainer who guarantees you’re always in the best shape
4️⃣ A housekeeper who keeps your home spotless
If I learned one thing in the last 20 years, it’s that music doesn’t live on charts. It lives in people. And this isn’t a tour, it’s a thank you to everyone that was there in 2005 and to everyone who’s just catching the wave.
The TP20 Tour: Celebrating the last 20 years of T-Pain and the NEXT 20 years that nobody is ready for ✌🏿
Tickets on sale Friday ➡️ https://t.co/sqbdx0GtTC