Annah Glover

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

The best thing about pepperettes is how kool you look eating the suicide ones. The worst is the fire coming out of your a******

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

What is it that has one voice, and is four-footed and two-footed and three-footed?

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

I don't trust water that has an expiry date...nor do I trust water that has calories...

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

Why is it that when I want to sleep, I'm too awake...but when I don't want to sleep I'm sooo tired!?

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

I thought I saw someone with a shiny plate on half their head...turned out to be sunglasses

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

The last thing a person wants to hear in a public washroom: "spare a square?"

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

"Don't you listen to the news? Don't you know what's going on in the world?" I ask my dad while colouring in my nieces sesame street col ...

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

The girl in the stall next to me is sighing as she pees. Lol refreshing!

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

Watching Mary Poppins while the bf is tweeting about it.

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

Why do old people stink so bad?

[Darla @lazydarla]

@SweetLeaf111 was telling me about this hand massage she got from a tall, hunky Isreali guy and I was happy for her...? #prettyawesomebf

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

@canadianturd you should see Harold and Kumar Christmas then tell me if its any good!

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

Haha! I just saw a little guy taking huge strides! It looked like he was running in slow motion...

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

Know what's fun? Being the 3rd wheel on a date with just you, him and his phone.

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

Oh wait, he did that too.

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

My boyfriend is so mean...when I showed him my bruise from work he jammed his thumb into it. That's almost as bad as slapping a sunburn! ...

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

@canadianturd aww bitch bitch bitch. you love it

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

There is nothing worse than being constipated while on your period...

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

We are fiercely battling our self-destructive impulses. Every morning, we wake up, look self-hatred blearily in the eye and say, 'fuck off.'

[Annah Glover @SweetLeaf111]

Playboy's unabashed dictionary defines 'bulldozer' as a sleepy butch lesbian