Lianne Stokes

Creator of FUCK MAKING LEMONADE. Author of BELOW AVERAGE. Myers-Briggs: The Crazy Uncle who comes to your wedding to tell the truth about the family.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

I created a gratitude journal for the cynic. It's filled with 12 months and 52 weeks of attitude. I'd love you to leave me a review if you dig it. If not, I respect that. https://t.co/yIlA63tWK5

[Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal]

Chelsea Clinton is correct. Our SCOTUS-for-sale took things too far.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@alysson_holt I always say- "I want my 2011 bod back, but not the nervous breakdown.

Love you! Taco and I will be coming to Seattle this year to see you, and most importantly the meeting of the minds that will happen with, 'Tader and Nutmeg.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@Busw1ll FUK.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@Busw1ll 2 Bros 1 Ego.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@lindsayism I’ve been creating custom astrology journals and selling them on Amazon. That’s how obsessed I am. DM me your address and I’ll send you one.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

I've lived 4 decades, and I will tell you- asking "Who farted?" still holds up as an icebreaker.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

I judge my mental state by how aware I am of football season. I've hardly noticed, so 6/10.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@jocelynslai Midwest?

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

Another week, another water sign crying to me, and when I comfort them tell me, "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL!"

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

Any word on the apocalypse?

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@Busw1ll But can you use Apple Pay?

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@Busw1ll Lizard King! You can not reveal your true identity to Twitter.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@alysson_holt Even more beautiful.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@canva Great! I’m making a ton of amazing content using your software. Love you guys! Glad to know it’s not just me.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@canva images for Canva Pro are suddenly unsearchable.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Greg Abbott has had 22 weeks since Uvalde to do anything to prevent another mass shooting but refuses to lift a finger to keep our kids safe. He failed us again.

We are voting him out and saving lives.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@alysson_holt My goal is to visit you in Seattle by the end of the year! <3.

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@Bethenny It's a milligram a pound. Benadryl is 25, so I split the liquid gel in half when this happened to my 13.6-pound dog. I called my vet twice- for the answer on this!

[Lianne Stokes @SweetLianne]

@Busw1ll Not me, Honey.