Lori Lori Keet

Tired, angry, loves birds

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@Bowenchris @MadeleineMHKing Please amend $7 billion NAIF so that it cannot hand our public money to fossil fuels, like fracking gas in the Beetaloo Basin. This is a huge waste of public funds for private interests that go against the wishes of the voters.

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@thebiologistisn I bet a study on them could turn up a lot of info on rapid microevolution.

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You guys at @ProbsNotAliens should do an episode on Henri Lute. He could be your secondary nemesis after von Däniken.

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So I need the guys at @ProbsNotAliens to fully know how wild Whitley Strieber is. He is fully sincere in his belief that a) he has been repeatedly visited by aliens who b) put an implant in his ear through which c) his dead wife communicates to him.

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@PlanetofFinks

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@JustinMcElroy It's so... generic. Is it weird that I'm almost offended that they didn't try harder?

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@JustinMcElroy did they send this to your HOUSE?? I'm wheezing, the nonsense is oustanding

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@KnittensUwU @tryguys Their job is all about their roles and personas, and his was The Family Man. Getting caught cheating on his wife with an employee when he's supposed to be he wholesome one tanks that image pretty badly and makes him a liability instead of an asset.

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@seanitopapito @tryguys When you whole job is "Being the One Who Is All About His Family", getting caught cheating on your wife will lose you that job.

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@GOGGalaxy Yo I've updated as much as I can and it's still giving me an extremely unhelpful "Oops! Something went wrong!" message every time I try to run it. What gives?

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@CityofAmarillo Who's going to tell the City of Amarillo about fursuits?

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Hey, @EugeneLeeYang, are you aware that Texas House of Reps member Bryan Slaton is pushing an anti-drag bill? Because that's happening and it seems like something you would be well suited to mobilizing against. #DragShows #pridemonth2022 #LGBTQIA

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@JustinMcElroy I bet you could raise a ton of money for a good cause if you livestreamed eating a whole box of these and got people to pay $5 to watch it. This is my way of saying I'd pay 5 bucks to watch you eat a box of these in one sitting.

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@TastingHistory1 I love how many different kinds of nerd you are. Multi-faceted geeks represent!

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You remember that joke you did about home-made lunchables @griffinmcelroy ? Well today I found this

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@XiranJayZhao "Someone from a culture who has done bad things is not allowed to be aware of other cultures having done bad things" That take is so cold that it's given me frostbite

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@TastingHistory1 I think that must be a different Scoops, the one I'm talking about doesn't have multiple locations, it's a small family-owned one and only in Highland Park. I promise their ice cream is more creative than their name!

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@Earthfiles Hi Linda! I was listening to one of your old panels and you mentioned an alien praying mantis that I hadn't heard of before, and I've had trouble learning more. Do you have any resources relating to the giant praying mantis that I could check out?

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Just made a recipe from Scappi's Opera, Torta Bianca Reale. It's extremely good, like a halfway point between a baked cheesecake and a creme brulee. @TastingHistory1 you should try it, I think you'd love it.