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[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

PRINCIPAL: We found your son vaping at school today.

DAD: Is he suspended?

PRINCIPAL: It's too late for that, he's far too cool already.

[Beatriz Costa @biacostasilva]

Se não mexem 1 dedo por ti, mexe tu 5 e diz adeus

[bruno @onorblog]

Desde quando idade define maturidade ?

[Gonçalo @GoncaloJ5]

Estes dois dias de aulas foram t��o desnecessários

[Ship Fast Sam @shipfastsam0]

já perdi a conta aos fones que já estraguei

[Ronha @requalificacao]

Odeio quando entram no meu quarto sem baterem à porta.

[aqua di gio @giorgioarmandio]

Não gosto de rotinas

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Did you fall from heaven because so did Satan

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Alarm clocks are the worst
https://t.co/ox90n40fVg

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

I travel a lot... to the toliet
https://t.co/B1VNGLvH4S

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Mom grab the champagne, I got 5 likes on my selfie

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

If school has taught me anything it's how to get ready in 5 minutes

['99Unicorn @SweetMary99]

@justadumbkid1 ahah certíssimo

[JP @Jprz1321]

When you've got plans and you're waiting on that "I'm outside" text

['99Unicorn @SweetMary99]

@justadumbkid1 me too!