Brendan

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@DawnWhiteNews @CBSNewsTexas Is he aware of any policies against stabbing people to death?

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@Buccigross Howden/Stankoven #bucciovertimechallenge

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@HantsPolice “Dont think he has mate”

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@RangerApologist @JoeWilliamson03 “Tell me you are retarded without saying you are retarded”

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@Buccigross Helenius/Slafkovský #bucciovertimechallenge

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@Buccigross Caufield/Hagel #bucciovertimechallenge

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@Buccigross Caufield/Guentzel #bucciovertimechallenge

[Mazyn @MasynZyn]

“Stop crying it’s just a home run”

The home run:

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Thanks for everything, Captain.

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@EmmanuelMacron Yall are the goats of surrendering. Don’t let anyone take that from you

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@spatterson63366 Thank you!!

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

If you can’t celebrate an Olympic accomplishment for and by the USA 🇺🇸, you are on the wrong side. Period.

We truly reached the theater of the absurd when it became “news” last week that hockey players are proud of their country.

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@Legal_Fil Two silver medals*

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE MOMENT THAT SECURED GOLD FOR TEAM USA MEN'S HOCKEY 🇺🇸

(via @NBCOlympics)

[Brendan @SweetPatterson7]

@marius8905 @RealestMemes_ But only when you are asleep

[SNS 🇺🇸 @SNS_Anon]

Step 1: Tax the rich.

Step 2: The rich leave.

Step 3: Celebrate the rich leaving.

Step 4: The government still needs revenue.

Step 5: The tax base shrinks.

Step 6: You are now the richest person in the room.

Step 7: Raise taxes elsewhere.

Step 8: You now have to pay a lot of taxes.

Step 9: Meltdown.

Step 10: Say the socialism wasn’t done the right way and try again.

Socialism is just an infinite loop of “yes, do that,” followed by “NO, NOT LIKE THAT! THAT IS NOT SOCIALISM” when it actually happens.

The entire ideology is just being surprised by consequences forever.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MEGAN KELLER SECURES GOLD FOR TEAM USA 🥇🇺🇸🦅

(via @NBCOlympics)

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

QUINN HUGHES SENDS TEAM USA TO THE SEMIFINAL 🦅🔥🇺🇸

(via @NBCOlympics)

[Stupid Seal🦭 @Stupid_Seal_]

What the US Women’s hockey team has essentially been doing the entire Olympics:

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

So glad all these celebrities could take a break from r*ping kids to lecture us about morality