Caelan Michael

12 perfectly aligned ducks in a morph suit. looking to move up into a lycra suit in the next 3 years

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@BeefedUpStud Oh but ordering a cotton candy flavored snack with a cheese flavored drink is normal??? Hypocrisy

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@glamdemon2004 I have my own pillow that my man cant use because if he uses then they become flat, I DONT KNOW WHY??

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@lizbizfizz @merricats @rianne_marie @AITA_reddit People actually die of heat exhaustion during power outages....

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@HrishiHirway My partner got a bird recently and now when I wake up in the morning he is usually already awake talking to the bird and I love it. Have you considered buying a bird or 2

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@PhilJamesson Long time fan 1st time caller, do u wanna be animal crossing friends

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@BEgood31567 @EwdatsGROSS I know you think you do, but I promise you dont

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

no eat another edible they'll cancel each other out. its homeopathy bro

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

At a party and someone just yelled "you need to go talk to the trotskiists!" So that was really cool

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

When I tell you this sent me FLAT on the floor

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

Its a cologne called elon musk

[The Cute Plug @TheCutePlug]

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit

[rachel yara @bugposting]

the worst part of having chronic health issues is that your friends will tell you to smoke more weed and your doctor will tell you to smoke no weed, and all you can do is continue to smoke a moderate amount of weed like a goddamn idiot !!! a weed centrist!!!

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

Me continuing to do the same shit even though my horny likes show on thousands of people’s timelines

https://t.co/BwTFSdmMt2

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@autistictic Train to busan is a good but very long zombie movie. Also I highly reccommend Us if you havent seen it yet

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@transmogrify_ I saw that same list 😬

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

Coffee - Mario
Decaf Coffee - Luigi
Instant Coffee - Wario
Instant Decaf Coffee - Waluigi

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@alexpatell99 no

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@transmogrify_ If you are comfortable with this idea, i know of a church near hanover that might be able to house you while you get back on your feet

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

@transmogrify_ @rollwthepunches When I got my skin punch biopsy my foot was the last one to heal. It's swelled the most and hurt the most. But it didn't bleed that long... But my skin seems to heal relatively fast compared to other eds peeps